06
May
2018

How Wyoming Is Connected To Hawaii’s Volcano Eruptions

Posted by Peter Christofferson

It’s no secret that Yellowstone’s Steamboat Geyser has been erupting more than it ever has in history, but what scientists have figured out is that Steamboat and the volcano in Hawaii are indeed actually connected. In reflection, the geyser was actually an early warning system, as one of the 35 different lava tubes connecting the super volcano of Yellowstone with the Hawaiian Islands volcanos ruptured under pressure beneath the ocean, blow all the steam from that rupture all the way out the geyser in Yellowstone.

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05
May
2018

Wyoming Welcomes Kanye To The Darkside

Posted by Peter Christofferson

Kanye’s recent move to Wyoming finally makes sense after his recent comments about his support of President Trump. Wyoming lead the vote with 83% during the election so it was only natural for trumps bro to move to the best non existent state in US, Wyoming. 

 

At first the state was on edge about Kanye’s recent move to the square state, but after recent events of him blasting out of the republican closet, his approval rating has went up 110% in Wyoming, which means all 500 hundred residents approve. Are you excited for Kanye to set up shop in Wyoming? We are.

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04
May
2018

Heil Hitler

Posted by A. Neal Fyst

 

It seems Adolf has lost his signature mustache.

While eating at an Older Illinois restaurant, it appears that he had a mustache malfunction. When he told the waitress that there was a “heir” in his cheese dip the waitress apologized and “kamph’d” his meal. 

 

Stay tuned fuherther details 

 

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04
May
2018

Kevin Bacon wins Japanese Fighting Fish Tournament

Posted by Trip McNeally
Worldwide Japanese Fighting Fish Deathmatch
Kevin Bacon poses with his fish Sushi Nintendo

The 100th year celebration of the Worldwide Japanese Fighting Fish Deathmatch was nothing shy of a blockbuster. Normally reserved for the elite from the Eastern part of the globe, this year they opened the doors up for celebrities worldwide.

Held at the Unagi Temple in Shinto Gi, Japan. the WJFFD was graced by the debutante with faces like Kanye West, Meryl Streep, and Boy George. The biggest shock was the number of celebrities who competed. An even bigger shock was the celebrity who won.

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04
May
2018

FREE WEED APP FOR THE POT GROWERS

Posted by James Earl

There is a free weed growing app that is taking the Internet by storm and is being sought after by millions of pot growers, smokers and connoisseurs of the pot, and the download stats are astounding and surpassing any other download threshold known to man and present times on the World Wide Web also known as the Internet.

The app helps growers and smokers alike to know when their weed is fully grown, matured and ready for fresh pickings, drying, curing, making pot brownies, smoking and whatever else they do with the pot.

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The University of Wyoming is installing a gender neutral handjob machine to prevent stress, bullying and unwanted sexual harassment. This is just one of many preventative measures the school is taking in preventing unwanted crimes on campus, the machine is setup in a sound proof room with a relaxing atmosphere and gives either sex a handjob with variable strengths/speeds to lower stress and anger. 

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02
May
2018

Yellowstones Tourist Season Is Dumber Than Ever

Posted by Peter Christofferson

Spring is here and Yellowstone is open, prompting tourists from all over the world to flock to one of nature’s most impressive wildlife parks. With that comes people unfamiliar with wildlife boundaries, such as placing a baby bison in their car because it was cold, or the famed, “let’s see how high up in the air this bison can flip me”. This years Darwin Award tourist season looks like it is raising the bar set by a tourist couple from California.

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