07
Dec
2018

Puff Daddy to Direct Rap Animals

Posted by Bob Sayther

A new series is set to hit Netflix this spring, called "Beat, Bars and Rap Battle Galactica."

The show centers around animals dropping beats and bars in a head-to-head rap battle. The winner take all competition is set for a 12 episode first season.

Originally set to highlight the rap talents of upcoming rappers, the show was switched to animals after focus groups pointed out that all the upcoming rap sucks.

The head rapper for the final battle Young Duck, famous for the backing vocals in the Aflac commercials. 

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05
Dec
2018

Missoula Hires New City Planner

Posted by Bob Sayther
Missoula's City Planner

A majority decision vote by the city council came in tonight and a new city planner has been hired.

Asher Reeves, 9, has been appointed the Missoula City Planner after he showed excelling skills with a spirograph and a complete lack of knowledge about traffic flow.

The vote was only shadowed by the recent decision to make 5th St and 6th St into single-lane roads in order to make more room for bikes.

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27
Nov
2018

Time Travel Evidence in Missoula, MT

Posted by Bob Sayther
Bugatti in old Missoula Photo

As the reconstruction of the Missoula Mercantile has neared completion, workers from the demolition team have come to light with photos found in the depths of the old basement.

Missoula's history is ridden with secret tunnels and links to the current opioid epidemic. None of this comes close to being as incredible as the image that was found in an Owl Cigar box inside the basement of the Missoula Mercantile.

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14
Nov
2018

California Wildfires Face Biggest Problem

Posted by Bob Sayther
California Wildfire
Nestle Water

The fires in California have grown exponentially and destroyed entire cities in the past week. Coming in short of Federal funding, the firefighters are losing an uphill battle against the raging inferno. Money isn't the biggest obstacle preventing the fires from being extinguished; Verizon has openly admitted to throttling the WiFi Hotspots used by fire crews on the site. That's nothing compared to the hurdle thrown in front of the crews today.

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