The days of hiring a designer to help create a beautiful display for business signage is over. With the advancement of technology, entrepreneurs now hold the power to create and market their own logos and brands from their personal computers. At first, the selection of fonts was minimal. The obvious choice was something with a serif, like Times New Roman. Some businesses wanted to portray a more lackadaisical environment and would settle for the ever-hated Comic Sans. As time moved on, the standard font packages grew and suddenly the world was struck with Papyrus.
Long time Denver resident, John Strichmädchen, came home after work yesterday evening to find his package still sitting on the doorstep.
“I spent all day fretting because I agreed to work an extra shift. I was like ‘SHIT! That package is arriving today!’ Now I am wondering what the hell is wrong with me? Is my stuff just not good enough?” Mr. Strichmädchen said in an interview early this morning. We will be setting up a gofundme.com account to raise money to cover therapy costs to help with John’s self esteem. Please donate today.
The yellow vest movement has swept across France as a signal of the rebellion against France being a part of the European Union. The movement has spread across Europe and has now reignited the Brexit movement. The movement claims that the rioting and clashes with police are because the citizens are upset about the government's taxation and regulations over the citizens.
Once referred to as "the most hated man on the internet," Hunter Moore is a successful businessman and internet entrepreneur. He rose to fame with the creation of his website, isanyoneup.com (2010), that allowed users to anonymously post nude photos of other people. This site spurred the creation the term "Revenge Porn" that has now made its way into legislation and law around the world. Moore also toured the globe performing on stage as a DJ and throwing parties that can only be described as Woodstock with better drugs.
Vice President Mike Pence's chief of staff, Nick Ayers, has announced that he'll be quitting politics at the end of the year to pursue his real passion.
Deer Whistles Outlawed?
In a special session of the Colorado state legislature, Richard Johnson (D) introduced a bill that would outlaw deer whistles on all vehicles.
“We are seeing an unprecedented increase in deers frozen in place.” Blaming the high winds that have plagued northern Colorado for activating the whistles and doing whatever voodoo magic they do to the deer population to freeze them in place.
A new series is set to hit Netflix this spring, called "Beat, Bars and Rap Battle Galactica."
The show centers around animals dropping beats and bars in a head-to-head rap battle. The winner take all competition is set for a 12 episode first season.
Originally set to highlight the rap talents of upcoming rappers, the show was switched to animals after focus groups pointed out that all the upcoming rap sucks.
The head rapper for the final battle Young Duck, famous for the backing vocals in the Aflac commercials.
A majority decision vote by the city council came in tonight and a new city planner has been hired.
Asher Reeves, 9, has been appointed the Missoula City Planner after he showed excelling skills with a spirograph and a complete lack of knowledge about traffic flow.
The vote was only shadowed by the recent decision to make 5th St and 6th St into single-lane roads in order to make more room for bikes.
Despite the recent studies about the health issues caused by "vaping," it's popularity is growing rapidly. Companies are creating new products that hit the shelves weekly, designed to provide nicotine in a way that doesn't require tobacco.
The push for legal Psilocybin for medical purposes has hit an all time high. Mushrooms have been known to treat addiction, PTSD, anxiety, seizures, and a myriad of other disorders. Not limited to just mushrooms, LSD has been used effectively in micro-dosing to help pain management and overall well-being.