Oreo is welcoming a new cookie that will be hitting shelves in a reservation near you. “We plan on stocking the shelves in higher traffic areas with meth use”
The recent Me Too movement and endless sexual harassment claims have created a negative impact for this positive movement. The latest sexual harassment and wage equality fad that has hit the world is now starting to take notice of the negative results of such a huge movement and those results are not good. Since the feminist, antimen and me too movement has begun, woman in the workplace numbers have dropped 27% due to businesses being afraid of a lawsuit, wages have also dropped by 10% due to the same reason.
The latest body modification trend sweeping the nation applauded by world renowned sex therapist; Dr Ruth Westheimen.
Dr Ruth, pictured, has been a vocal advocate for allowing girls as young as 18 to rush to their local tattoo shops, planned parenthood clinic or mosque and have the female circumcision performed. Only then can they finally have access to the health and sexual pleasure benefits American and Semitic boys around the globe have enjoyed since Abraham became the father of two peoples.
President Trump is in the spot like again after a Big named rap artist Meek Mill painted a picture of him covering Trumps mouth in an attempted “death” plot. Trump said he’s upped Security and banned all of Mills garbage music to be pulled off the airwaves. #itneedstostop
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Sinclair has noted an increasing age in their workforce and fear that there is going to be a knowledge gap coming soon as their more senior employees begin retiring. This problem would typically be resolved by high potential younger employees filling their shoes behind them, but there is an issue that has arisen with the millenial workforce coming in. A high percentage of millenials feel entitled to jump right into leadership roles just because they graduated from a local college with a bachelor degree in philosophy.
A millennial deer in Pinedale Wy was caught on tape moments before taking a mans life. The deer stated in an interview that, “I did it because of the way our kind has been treated for centuries! Hunted down and ate by the two feets!
President Trump is in the process of suing a lady for what he’s saying was sexual harassment. Trump said the “Oink” was grabbing his wax art and he feels threatend and is also starting the hashtag #itneedstostop.
Former Wyoming QB Josh Allen has agreed to a $75,000/2 year deal to play for the Denver Broncos. John Elway said in a phone interview “We’re super excited to have Allen on the roster. He’s going to bring us millions of dollars being he’s from Wyoming and all the fans will come watch”
Who’s going to change teams and watch the Browns play in Denver?
Keith Jackson has died at the age of 89 years old. He was known for having a way with words and is famous for using the phrase, "Whoa Nellie" in many football games. Jackson is also recognized as perhaps the father of college football broadcast. Keith Jackson spent a long illustrious career in which he broadcast, in addition to football, boxing, basketball, car racing, and others. Unfortunately because of his death, he will not be able to broadcast Sunday Night NFL games next season. His smooth, easily recognized voice, will be missed by many. RIP Keith Jackson.