A huge and startling discovery has been made at the Devils Tower in Wyoming. Scientists from the Wyoming State Parks Department were conducting photographic seismic readings below the tower, when they discovered an incredibly large petrified root system below the tower. The parks department released a statement saying, "We have discovered, what looks like a giant root system stemming from the base of The Devils Tower. The root system has been measured at 4 miles deep by 7 miles wide.
A large wolf was shot by a farmer west of Watford City on her property. Linda said, “I have had a few cats go missing and noticed some unusual deer kills on my property the last few weeks, then I started seeing very large dog tracks. As I was coming down my driveway last night this massive wolf came out onto the dirt road, I locked up my truck, loaded my pistol and unloaded until it was empty. I ended up shooting it six times in the back legs and tracked it down within an hour where I put it out of its pain.
Missoula is well known for setting trends, such as dressing like homeless people. That trend has hit such a high that the actual poor people and homeless can not find proper clothes due to hipsters raiding thrift stores so they can capture the look of being poor. This newest trend is definitely going to make waves in the, “Trend City”, it’s called, “Garbage”, The person digs through garbage cans and wears trash, showing not only the look of being poor, but with the added benefit of looking the most poor, unique and special.
Lakewood man to file first divorce of the season.
John Deaux, former Lakewood High School wrestling champ, filled out the paperwork stating "wife refused to fulfill marital duties."
In an interview, Mr. Deaux states that he has not had sexual relations with his wife yet this year. And that is unacceptable!
We asked John's future bitter ex wife, Jane, about the divorce and Mrs. Deaux said "oh hell, we were fucking in the uber last night on the way to dinner."
Be sure to find their profiles in the new #metoo connections app!
Local refugee jihadist dog, Alah Woofbar The Jihadist Refugee Dog (photo taken from his Facebook page) is currently in the pound for what authorities call, “Strategically Pooping On Sidewalks And Walkways”. The dog has only been in the country for three weeks, although he went through the vetting process, authorities recently learned it was the wrong kind of, “vetting” and are currently sorting through the dogs background.
We thought we would start the year off right with these three, thick, long juicy eggplants getting ready for a good time.
Susan L. Oosecanoe
The red tail Foxalaby Numbers are rising for the first time in thirty years. The species is on the rise after a federal mandate expanded and protected their territory thirty years ago. Their numbers have went from just under a hundred to over one hundred and fifty two. The Foxalaby was trapped very heavily from the 1800’s to the early 1950’s when they were put into protection since there was no, “Endangered Species Act” at the time. They only have one pup each litter six months after mating season.
Little Debbie just announced that it has purchased Casper’s local, Rabbit Meat Pudding Snack Cake Company and are planning to bring Wyoming’s favorite snack cakes to stores nationwide and in Canada. The cakes will still be made locally here in Casper but will be shipped to Denver to Little Debbie’s packing and shipping facility. Are you excited for Wyoming’s favorite snack to go global?
Do your annoying neighbors still have Christmas light up? Well you can now relax after the Denver City Council voted 6-1 in making people turn those annoying lights off by 9 pm and have all decorations out of front yards by January 5th.
People that don’t obey will be given a warning before a $100/Day fine after that up to 5 days before they will be taken down.