Frank Salisbury of Casper broke all the rules of lunch today and ate lunch at 11:17a.m. and now the entire town is questioning the Universe. A parade will be held tomorrow through town in celebration of this modern day pioneer.
A dwarfed male has gone missing in South Pass and is suspected to be nude judging by the tracks found in the snow (scene photo shows tracks discovered) by his vehicle. With the snow being four inches he is at greater risk of being buried alive in the snow, search parties have been sent out to look for him in a search radius of 200ft by 300ft but like sheriff Louis Big stated, "the small radius might sound easy, but it's like finding agrain of pepper in a bag of sugar.". We will update you on any progress in the search.
Local aerosol company, "liquid nugz" is expanding its fragrance line to freshen the air and sound in your home, office or cabin. It comes with the first of its kind technologically advanced can that has an attached speaker, in return this can not only releases the essence of an air biscuit, butt it also catches the sound, which plays every time you press the nozzle. The frapgrances come in a variety of scents and sound such as, liquid panic, oops, old door and dry leather.
As everyone in Hollywood and the Democratic party already knew, Oprah has started purchasing her way into the 2020 presidency buy purchasing votes and seats in the future house with help from the Clinton foundation. They have already began working on her campaign and her victory rally in the capital of Georgia where many Hollywood elite have already purchased their VIP seat along with their guaranteed vote. She is promising a quick and easy campaign with scripted debates and many humble photo ops with sick people and the world elite upper class. Are you voting for Oprah next election?
The Oakland/Los Angeles/Oakland/Soon to be Las Vegas Raiders have had 20 head coaches in their storied history up to this point. Two of which were black. They are set to hire their 21st head coach in franchise history and he will be the third black head football coach they have had following Art Shell and Hue Jackson. They did not search that long or that hard, but did fling a pile of money towards the new guy.
People in Oregon recently are able to start pumping their own fuel at fuel pumps in rural counties. This has spurred alot of mixed reviews, but as with any new change, the longer the change is in place the more comfortable the change becomes. Oregonians are already starting to adapt by buying a new accessory that makes fueling their vehicles easier and far more efficient. The accessory is simply a gas nozzle with varying lengths of hose attached. All the people need to do is insert the nozzle into their car and then drive off from the pump without taking the nozzle out.
It’s the moment a few Casper and surrounding areas have been waiting for. That’s right costume lovers, ICP will be in Casper MAR 29th at 8pm in downtown Casper at David Street station.
Tickets will go on sale Feb 14th at the following locations:
•Double Diamond Vapors
•Straight Line Vapors
•OHM MAN VAPE SHOP
•Wyoming Vapor Company
Doctors have discovered truth to the adage, "pooping your brains out." 11 year old Hugh Jelog from Dust, Iowa was rushed to the emergency room after drinking two full bottles of Kaopectate. His mother reported hearing screams and crying for 2 hours before investigating. She found her son standing by the toilet with blood everywhere.
A study performed by SPWC revealed that woman have been holding a double standard between men and cats for decades. The study shows that cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. The study also showed that men are independent, they don't listen well, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
Steven Guzzle was fired from his job last week from the sperm clinic for drinking on the job. The investigation done by the clinic started when 2.5 cups of semen disappeared from stock back in September. Each month, the number went up to a final amount of five gallons and that's when they installed new security cameras.