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The President gave out his awards yesterday for fake news and Casper Planet places third in the running’s against the most professional fake news companies there is. We are honored and look forward to topping that list next year! Thank you everyone for helping us get here.
1) The New York Times’ Paul Krugman claiming markets would ‘never’ recover from Trump presidency
2) ABC News' Brian Ross’ bungled report on former national security adviser Michael Flynn
3) Casper Planet for being a shit hole.
with the approaching winter storm, a blast of arctic air hammered South Pass in what scientists call an Arctic DownBurst. As of 4:27 a.m. this morning a temperature recording from the NOA weather station on South Pass recorded a record low of 80.3 degrees when the Arctic DownBurst hit, this makes Wyoming the coldest state on the continent! Cars were frozen and shut down but the stranded people were rescued within 45 minutes.
Yellowstone Lava Geyser
For the first time in recorded human history, lava has shot out of one of the geysers in Yellowstone National Park. This following directly after a string of earthquakes in Montana and very rural Wyoming. Geologists, NASA and an oil rig drilling crew are already on scene to document this never recorded event and try to find the cause. We will continue to update you with more information as it surfaces.
President, Thomas S. Monson, of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, better known as Mormons, recently passed on January 2nd, 2018 at the age of 90 years old. This has prompted the Mormons to select a new president, which has also resulted in a shift of the first counselor, and second counselor. The 17th president of the LDS church is now Russell M. Nelson (top picture), a former surgeon.
The Natrona County School District announces they are removing points from all sports to promote equality within sports stating, “Everyone is a winner and everyone should be able to feel like a winner, so all sports events will be just timed and no scores will be kept. This will open the door for others to join sports that don’t meet the physical requirements.”. The new era of sports has arrived.
Sources are telling us that O’ Dannell was found dead in a Nevada Desert Wednesday morning. #meetoo
Harry Gashe of Evansville decided to turn the street in front of his house into a literal, “Shit Hole” after watching the news break about Trumps supposed remarks towards other countries. Harry was spotted in his front yard at 2:00p.m. Grabbing his feces from his own butthole and Throwing his own feces into the street screaming, “You want to see a shit hole!?!, here’s a shit hole from my shithole!!”. When police arrived he was covered from head to toe in his own nutty delight, nude doing cartwheels.
The popular tv show Touched By An Angel is being ripped from the air waves after Antifa said that the title implies being inappropriately touched by angels and promotes rape culture. Stores and online sources are pulling all copies and dvds from their shelves due to this latest movement on preventing rape culture from being a thing. No networks have reached out in fear of retaliation for saying the wrong thing and offending someone.
Oreo is welcoming a new cookie that will be hitting shelves in a reservation near you. “We plan on stocking the shelves in higher traffic areas with meth use”