President Trump is in the spot like again after a Big named rap artist Meek Mill painted a picture of him covering Trumps mouth in an attempted “death” plot. Trump said he’s upped Security and banned all of Mills garbage music to be pulled off the airwaves. #itneedstostop
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Sinclair has noted an increasing age in their workforce and fear that there is going to be a knowledge gap coming soon as their more senior employees begin retiring. This problem would typically be resolved by high potential younger employees filling their shoes behind them, but there is an issue that has arisen with the millenial workforce coming in. A high percentage of millenials feel entitled to jump right into leadership roles just because they graduated from a local college with a bachelor degree in philosophy.
A millennial deer in Pinedale Wy was caught on tape moments before taking a mans life. The deer stated in an interview that, “I did it because of the way our kind has been treated for centuries! Hunted down and ate by the two feets!
President Trump is in the process of suing a lady for what he’s saying was sexual harassment. Trump said the “Oink” was grabbing his wax art and he feels threatend and is also starting the hashtag #itneedstostop.
Former Wyoming QB Josh Allen has agreed to a $75,000/2 year deal to play for the Denver Broncos. John Elway said in a phone interview “We’re super excited to have Allen on the roster. He’s going to bring us millions of dollars being he’s from Wyoming and all the fans will come watch”
Who’s going to change teams and watch the Browns play in Denver?
Keith Jackson has died at the age of 89 years old. He was known for having a way with words and is famous for using the phrase, "Whoa Nellie" in many football games. Jackson is also recognized as perhaps the father of college football broadcast. Keith Jackson spent a long illustrious career in which he broadcast, in addition to football, boxing, basketball, car racing, and others. Unfortunately because of his death, he will not be able to broadcast Sunday Night NFL games next season. His smooth, easily recognized voice, will be missed by many. RIP Keith Jackson.
A new species of wild dog was discovered inside a tree during a logging operation in a logging operation deep in the jungle of South America. Penzal Diack was falling the highly sought after Hard Caulk Wood Tree used for making bowling pins, when he cut the tree in half he heard a deep growl within the hollows of the tree, when Penzal shined his flashlight into the tree, a beast with large teeth, Grey skin and splotches of hair leaped towards him, Penzal was able to dodge the attack and quickly shut the job down.
A letter left by a 27 year old woman from Miami Florida to her husband has been devastating people across the internet. Gene Kale says he noticed the letter after he woke from a nap and she was already gone and this is what the letter said, “Gene, you were sleeping when I wrote this, I couldn’t bare to see the look of pain on your face when I told you the news earlier and I can’t bare to see it again....I love you but unfortunately, I still don’t know what to eat. I have went to the grocery store, hope I beat this.”- Avery Wo Mansnmerica