Its what all Flat Earth believers have been waiting for. SpaceX engineers have confirmed that Earth is truly 100% flat.
Yelowstone announces its first ever, “Running of the buffalo” in wake of the government shutdown. To recoup lost revenue during the shut down, they decided to give everyone a chance to join American version of the running of the bulls, but with the American bison. Park Ranger Dick Fitzwell said, “We were in a meeting trying to come up with ideas to recoup revenue lost in the recent shutdown, one of the other rangers brought up the idea of embracing people interacting with the wild life since the influx of injuries despite rules to not approach the wild life.
The main road going into Alcova is closed this evening after a landslide was reported. WDOT said with the amount of surface area affected it could take weeks, if not months to clean the mess, but maybe a year to fix the road. They should have a better time frame once daylight hits.
Please be cautious when going to and from the area as crews will be busy.
Its been told it’s a natural disaster and President Trumpp will be making his way to the Oil City to tour the horrible disaster
Just moments ago sirens blasted across the cities of Casper, Mills, Barnunn and Evansville as one of the rarest weather events occurred. An EF3 Tornado appeared out of nowhere and was rushing towards town, stopping just before hitting the airport. There are reports of damage and some roads have been shut down upon further notice. Please save making phone calls unless it’s an emergency to prevent crashing phone towers. We have a reporter rushing to the scene.
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A new ban on foreign lipsticks is the latest move in preventing dog penis removal over seas. The new move comes after an uproar over the discovery that the application device was actually a dog penis, specifically pug penis. The mills raised thousands of dogs just to use their penises as application devices in place of the ever increasing cost of soft waxes.
FHWP has announced its very first, “Wild Horse Season”, which will put special tags up for auction that will allow a single hunter to harvest a Wild Horse. FHWP spokesman Homer Sectual said,”The Wild Horse population has skyrocketed out of control in the last few years and the cost of maintaining The herd has become un-manageable due to the lack of funds coming from the energy industry. Adopting the horses out to local ranchers is no longer an option due to the cost and resources involved in capturing them and vet care.
President Trump has officially sexualized the breast. In his latest executive order, Trump has labeled breasts as a sexual body part and they're to not be pulled out in public. This is a slap in the breast to mothers everywhere who rely on breastfeeding to provide sustenance to their offspring.
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Pretty Woman Inc has announced what can only be described as a monumental raising of the bar in personal adornment products!
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If you are tired of the plain white wet spot on your sheets after some serious boot knocking or just looking to whore it up with a little glitter on the dick in his box, this is the place to look.
A slow Friday night in Casper was soon a site for some excitement in Mills. Police responded to reports of a theft at a local gas station. While they were responding they whitnessed an Blue Dodge Challenger speeding down Poison Spider. When police attempted to stop the car it speed off at a high rate of speed. The driver stopped and began to roll to a nearby trailer. We’re told the driver was caught shorty after inside a dog house and didn’t make it far because he had no legs and didn’t have time to get his wheel chair out of the trunk
Well will update once we have more news.