with the approaching winter storm, a blast of arctic air hammered South Pass in what scientists call an Arctic DownBurst. As of 4:27 a.m. this morning a temperature recording from the NOA weather station on South Pass recorded a record low of 80.3 degrees when the Arctic DownBurst hit, this makes Wyoming the coldest state on the continent! Cars were frozen and shut down but the stranded people were rescued within 45 minutes.
Yellowstone Lava Geyser
For the first time in recorded human history, lava has shot out of one of the geysers in Yellowstone National Park. This following directly after a string of earthquakes in Montana and very rural Wyoming. Geologists, NASA and an oil rig drilling crew are already on scene to document this never recorded event and try to find the cause. We will continue to update you with more information as it surfaces.
President, Thomas S. Monson, of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, better known as Mormons, recently passed on January 2nd, 2018 at the age of 90 years old. This has prompted the Mormons to select a new president, which has also resulted in a shift of the first counselor, and second counselor. The 17th president of the LDS church is now Russell M. Nelson (top picture), a former surgeon.
The Natrona County School District announces they are removing points from all sports to promote equality within sports stating, “Everyone is a winner and everyone should be able to feel like a winner, so all sports events will be just timed and no scores will be kept. This will open the door for others to join sports that don’t meet the physical requirements.”. The new era of sports has arrived.
Sources are telling us that O’ Dannell was found dead in a Nevada Desert Wednesday morning. #meetoo
Harry Gashe of Evansville decided to turn the street in front of his house into a literal, “Shit Hole” after watching the news break about Trumps supposed remarks towards other countries. Harry was spotted in his front yard at 2:00p.m. Grabbing his feces from his own butthole and Throwing his own feces into the street screaming, “You want to see a shit hole!?!, here’s a shit hole from my shithole!!”. When police arrived he was covered from head to toe in his own nutty delight, nude doing cartwheels.
The popular tv show Touched By An Angel is being ripped from the air waves after Antifa said that the title implies being inappropriately touched by angels and promotes rape culture. Stores and online sources are pulling all copies and dvds from their shelves due to this latest movement on preventing rape culture from being a thing. No networks have reached out in fear of retaliation for saying the wrong thing and offending someone.
Oreo is welcoming a new cookie that will be hitting shelves in a reservation near you. “We plan on stocking the shelves in higher traffic areas with meth use”
The recent Me Too movement and endless sexual harassment claims have created a negative impact for this positive movement. The latest sexual harassment and wage equality fad that has hit the world is now starting to take notice of the negative results of such a huge movement and those results are not good. Since the feminist, antimen and me too movement has begun, woman in the workplace numbers have dropped 27% due to businesses being afraid of a lawsuit, wages have also dropped by 10% due to the same reason.
The latest body modification trend sweeping the nation applauded by world renowned sex therapist; Dr Ruth Westheimen.
Dr Ruth, pictured, has been a vocal advocate for allowing girls as young as 18 to rush to their local tattoo shops, planned parenthood clinic or mosque and have the female circumcision performed. Only then can they finally have access to the health and sexual pleasure benefits American and Semitic boys around the globe have enjoyed since Abraham became the father of two peoples.