Scientists Discover Dinosaurs Actually Died From Bump Stock AR-15s

It has been long known and taught throughout school that Dinosaurs were killed when a Giant meteor struck the earth and caused a global extinction event of all dinosaurs. There has always been a debate on where the meteor landed, but until two weeks ago the science community has flipped  the dinosaurs extinction theories on their very head.

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19
Mar
2018

With Summer Over, What Are Your Plans For Winter?

Posted by Peter Christofferson

Yesterday marked one of the warmest summers since 1945, with a high temperature of 60 degrees. As everyone knows Wyoming summer is only one day and always enjoyed to the fullest. The lakes were filled with people, mountains filled with hikers and the plains filled with, well plains people.

This years tourist season even showed record highs with numbers in the tens of twenties, most people interviewed said they were just passing through and had no idea Wyoming even existed, while others stated they simply got lost and needed help getting out of here. 

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16
Mar
2018

Assault Bridge Ban Takes Place After Bridge Collapses

Posted by Peter Christofferson

A nation wide ban on assault bridges has taken place just one day after a bridge collapsed in Florida, killing innocent people. The ban says the bridges have gone too far, no bridge shall collapse and kill people, tax booths will be put on each side of the bridges to photo license plates to charge fees to pay for the booths, bridges can no longer fit more than 9 vehicles/people in a lane at one time, anything over that is dangerous, all bridges will be off white with no attachments so they appear less intimidating.

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11
Mar
2018

Judge Awards Millions to Graffiti Artists

Posted by Anonymous (not verified)

A local judge in Casper has passed a judgment that promises to pay a local group of graffiti artists millions of dollars, $3.8 million to be exact. The reason for the decision is that a building with their recognizable art work on it in Casper is being torn down. The owner of the property sold the property to some oil magnates that believe Wyoming will be the next big boom because of the future ease of obtaining permits on public BLM lands.

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11
Mar
2018

Man Has To Immediately Poop After Shower And Is Infuriated

Posted by Peter Christofferson

Man Showers Then Immediately Has To Poop

Local Casper man Wong Shats took to city council today after he showered and immediately had to poop, Wong is looking to place laws in city’s to prevent such events from happening again. I’m a statement given by Wong he said, “Gun free zones prevent guns so why can’t we have no poop after showers free zones?”. It just makes sense, voting will take place next week to make Casper the first “No Pooping after a shower free zone”.

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President Trump has planned a historic meeting to try and bring peace back to The United States and North Korea, the move will be historic and hopefully beneficial, but this meeting is just the beginning of Trumps tour to repair rogue regimes. Two days after the president meets with Kim, he plans on meeting with the deadliest regime in the world, responsible for more deaths than Isis and taliban combined, the Democratic Party.

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11
Mar
2018

Hikers Find D.B. Cooper’s Secret Lair!

Posted by Howie Phelt-Ersnatz

On Tuesday, a group of hikers who wish to remain anonymous, found what can only be described as possibly the most amazing architectural relics from the Disco Era.

 

The group was hiking just west of Red Rocks Amphitheater, near Morrison, CO, when they stepped into a clearing that was oddly shadowed and had just a few misshapen tree trunks. Until one of them looked up.

 

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09
Mar
2018

50th Annual Strongest Pee Windy Days Competition

Posted by Peter Christofferson

Next Thursday kicks off the 50th annual Strongest Pee Days in Casper. This year marks the 50th year of running and is promised to be the most memorable. The Strongest Pee competition involves the participant drinking either a six pack of beer, their choice of flavor or a gallon of water, after consuming their drinks they must step into the open field with 70mph sustained wind and pee into the wind, the person who pees the furthest wins the trophy and the stack of cash. This year 25 woman and 5 men have entered the competition and is going to have the last 49 pee champions!

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Cherry Creek Reservoir Closed To Swimmers Until Further Notice

 

  Coleen Brooks, spokesmodel for the Colorado Parks & Wildlife commission issued a statement today warning area beach goers of a new danger in cherry creek reservoir’s waters.

 

What can only be described as a blast from the Jurassic past has been caught in one of the more popular fishing holes in the metro area. And it is making swimming there a risk only the likes of Martin Brody understands.

 

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06
Mar
2018

Casper’s 150th Hottest Delivery Driver Competition

Posted by Peter Christofferson

With all the competitions in Casper, mainly, Casper’s hottest man, followed by our very own Casper’s Most Mediocre Man… We’ve decided to add, Casper’s hottest delivery driver. We absolutely took in no submissions, cared what anyone thought, or allowed anyone to vote… So on behalf of Casper, and all the hot delivery drivers… Casper Planet Presents…. A.Jams!!!!
 
Special Guest Staff Writer: M.Baeslop

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