11
Mar
2018

Judge Awards Millions to Graffiti Artists

Posted by Anonymous (not verified)

A local judge in Casper has passed a judgment that promises to pay a local group of graffiti artists millions of dollars, $3.8 million to be exact. The reason for the decision is that a building with their recognizable art work on it in Casper is being torn down. The owner of the property sold the property to some oil magnates that believe Wyoming will be the next big boom because of the future ease of obtaining permits on public BLM lands.

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11
Mar
2018

Man Has To Immediately Poop After Shower And Is Infuriated

Posted by Peter Christofferson

Man Showers Then Immediately Has To Poop

Local Casper man Wong Shats took to city council today after he showered and immediately had to poop, Wong is looking to place laws in city’s to prevent such events from happening again. I’m a statement given by Wong he said, “Gun free zones prevent guns so why can’t we have no poop after showers free zones?”. It just makes sense, voting will take place next week to make Casper the first “No Pooping after a shower free zone”.

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President Trump has planned a historic meeting to try and bring peace back to The United States and North Korea, the move will be historic and hopefully beneficial, but this meeting is just the beginning of Trumps tour to repair rogue regimes. Two days after the president meets with Kim, he plans on meeting with the deadliest regime in the world, responsible for more deaths than Isis and taliban combined, the Democratic Party.

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11
Mar
2018

Hikers Find D.B. Cooper’s Secret Lair!

Posted by Howie Phelt-Ersnatz

On Tuesday, a group of hikers who wish to remain anonymous, found what can only be described as possibly the most amazing architectural relics from the Disco Era.

 

The group was hiking just west of Red Rocks Amphitheater, near Morrison, CO, when they stepped into a clearing that was oddly shadowed and had just a few misshapen tree trunks. Until one of them looked up.

 

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09
Mar
2018

50th Annual Strongest Pee Windy Days Competition

Posted by Peter Christofferson

Next Thursday kicks off the 50th annual Strongest Pee Days in Casper. This year marks the 50th year of running and is promised to be the most memorable. The Strongest Pee competition involves the participant drinking either a six pack of beer, their choice of flavor or a gallon of water, after consuming their drinks they must step into the open field with 70mph sustained wind and pee into the wind, the person who pees the furthest wins the trophy and the stack of cash. This year 25 woman and 5 men have entered the competition and is going to have the last 49 pee champions!

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Cherry Creek Reservoir Closed To Swimmers Until Further Notice

 

  Coleen Brooks, spokesmodel for the Colorado Parks & Wildlife commission issued a statement today warning area beach goers of a new danger in cherry creek reservoir’s waters.

 

What can only be described as a blast from the Jurassic past has been caught in one of the more popular fishing holes in the metro area. And it is making swimming there a risk only the likes of Martin Brody understands.

 

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06
Mar
2018

Casper’s 150th Hottest Delivery Driver Competition

Posted by Peter Christofferson

With all the competitions in Casper, mainly, Casper’s hottest man, followed by our very own Casper’s Most Mediocre Man… We’ve decided to add, Casper’s hottest delivery driver. We absolutely took in no submissions, cared what anyone thought, or allowed anyone to vote… So on behalf of Casper, and all the hot delivery drivers… Casper Planet Presents…. A.Jams!!!!
 
Special Guest Staff Writer: M.Baeslop

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05
Mar
2018

A March to save Animals.

Posted by Anonymous (not verified)

A group of local Casper, WY residents took stand over The Weeknd in protest to saving animals. Marta Drummer a 32 year old was the center of attention with her sign in saving the killing of Aligators in return are used in making Gatoraid she says. “I want to raise awareness for the Gators because they’re my favorite animal and I’d hate for them to come  extinct just for the use of Gatoraid. We have water and other liquids to keep us refreshed”

Marta who collects rocks and other rummage was just one of hundreds that took stand at David Street Station in Casper Saturday afternoon. 

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03
Mar
2018

Donkey Crushes AR-15 Before It Attacked Owners

Posted by Peter Christofferson

A faithful donkey prevented a deadly encounter between its owners and a wild North American AR-15, by attacking it and killing it before it could fire off any shots. The photo taken was by Anna L Poundings of the Navahoe Reservation in western Wyoming, during the heat of the moment. Anna said in a statement “The AR just came out of nowhere, they can hide in the grass and you won’t see them until you step on them, then it’s too late.”.

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03
Mar
2018

Donkey Crushes AR-15 Before It Attacked Owners

Posted by Peter Christofferson

A faithful donkey prevented a deadly encounter between its owners and a wild North American AR-15, by attacking it and killing it before it could fire off any shots. The photo taken was by Anna L Poundings of the Navajo Reservation in western Wyoming, during the heat of the moment. Anna said in a statement “The AR just came out of nowhere, they can hide in the grass and you won’t see them until you step on them, then it’s too late.”.

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