24
Jan
2018

Ride Share App Parents Will Love Going Live Soon!

Posted by Cossimo Tunnelly

P.UBER A San Francisco based company is branching off from its normal mode of ride-sharing and developing a new Parenting ride-share app that helps parents of kids going to the same school simplify student drop off and pick up.

 

To be eligible for a position as a “Parent Driver” the applicant must have no more than 1 felony, DUI, or reckless endangerment conviction.

 

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24
Jan
2018

Cold Temperatures Create Ice Plug In Ol Faithful

Posted by Peter Christofferson

The cold winter storm that moved through parts of Idaho, Montana and Wyoming brought extreme cold temperatures that lasted for days. These extreme temperatures created an ice plug in the famous Ol Faithful geyser in Yellowstone, the plug is being estimated at 11.7 ft deep and the Park has closed the area down around the geyser until the natural heat melts the plug. The reason for the closure radius is due to not knowing when the plug gets melted down enough, how far it will be shot or if the pressure will be great enough to cause an Ice explosion.

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23
Jan
2018

The NFL is rigged?

Posted by Stanley Weiss

As the season is coming to its final weeks the news we all knew was real has come a reality. Today Commissioner Rodger Goodell said in a new conference “Yes it’s true, we have given the Patriots the spot light and even paid bonuses to the Zebras to making games in favor of the Patriots. I will be stepping down and traveling out of the country Thursday morning”

Thats right folks You’ve heard it here first. What’s next for the NFL, is it over after Cheaterbowl 52?

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President Donald Trump has just cured the government shutdown and secured all democratic votes next election in a heart felt Outreach Program Initiative signed just moments ago. The new program gives all Democrats and people who identify as Democrats free tide pods to help offset the high cost of these meals. Democrats across the country “Cheer” as he signed the Initiative and are calling it a better program than President Barrack Obama’s Free Phone program. This is being hailed as his biggest accomplishment since he has taken the White House.

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21
Jan
2018

Ooooh that smell The smell of death surrounds you

Posted by Peter Christofferson

A strange smell was reported across the entire city of Austin yesterday, 100’s of phone calls were made to police, it was people complaining about an off smell taking over the city and asking if there was a fish market in town. The smell resulted in 2 deaths and 24 inhalation related injuries. After emergency responders spending hours tracking the smell down from the outskirts of the city limits to the center, they finally uncovered the smell and it was a first.

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21
Jan
2018

Casper Snow Day Monday

Posted by Stanley Weiss

Casper, WY will have a snow day Monday the 22nd. Natrona County school district decided to give kids a day to play in the 10-14” of snow we received. School officials said “We’re tired of always being the ‘bad’ guys to some parents that can’t get students to school and we think this will help the non-prepared”

So hangout and enjoy a day of football and hope the Patriots lose and enjoy the snow day tomorrow. 

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19
Jan
2018

Local Highschool Kids Say Bad Words To Freshman

Posted by Peter Christofferson

3 local students at K&W Highschool have been suspended on reports that after practice they pulled a freshman aside and said, “penis” in his ear, twice. The community is outraged and is asking for the parents and kids to be publicly executed while asking for a more peaceful school system by adding military security in every school. The students are not allowed back in school until the investigation is over with.

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