07
Feb
2019

Glasgow Man Eats Sandwich and Watches Porn

Posted by Peter Christopherson
Glasgow native eating and watching porn

A Montana man acquired a coal furnace and can't contact the manufacturer for support or service. Instead, he eats a sandwich and watches vivid pornography.

A Glasgow, MT man who acquired a coal furnace was having issues with the furnace that was made in the 80’s. After numerous attempts to fix the furnace, he Googled the manufacturer and called the number, but there’s a problem, the phone just keeps ringing and nobody answers.

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07
Feb
2019

UFO Spotted Building Wall

Posted by Bob Sayther

A recent photo was snapped in Bilings, MT showing what appears to be a UFO.

Spotted around 3:25 PM, the UFO appeared to be building a wall between Earth and Space.The craft disappeared and reappeared on multiple occasions, returning with sections of brick wall after each. This comes shortly after a repeated radio frequency was picked up coming from the depths of space. The image was captured after junior Woodchuck Scout Jeff Johnson took the photos from the hills.

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07
Feb
2019

Missoula Bouncer Turns 40

Posted by Tom Klaus

A local Montana bouncer has been serving the Missoula community for over two decades now and he's looking at celebrating his birthday tomorrow. 

Matt St. Brandon is turning 40 and will be celebrating with a poker tournament at Manstock's Bar. Stop down and wish Matt a happy birthday and play some poker!

At Infinity +1 Snews, we want to solemnly wish Matt a happy dirty 40 birthday!

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Google’s Advanced Communications group has finally cracked the body language code.  After years of secret, undercover research and development, the ultimate translation tool has been developed. Google Gesticulate allows users to film the person (particularly of Italian or Balkan descent) they are argui.. erm, “conversing” with and the new app will give you the true meaning of what the subject meant.

 

Antony Guiglioni, spokesman for the Anti-Italimation league said in a statement released soon after the introduction of the new app, “get da fook outta hea with dat shit!”

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29
Jan
2019

Missoula Osprey Allows Fans to Rename Team

Posted by Tom Klaus
Missoula Osprey Name Poll

Missoula, MT's Pioneer League baseball team, The Osprey, is under new ownership. With this new ownership, they're looking for a name. 

Executive Vice President Matt Ellis has said that the owner's attended a meeting in Las Vegas, NV and the decision was made to allow the fans to vote on the name. There are a few names that are already taken by other teams but the sky is the limit.

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29
Jan
2019

Rhonda Rousey Ready to Get Back in the Cage

Posted by Tom Klaus
Rhonda Rousey

Rhonda Rousey's press management said she's ready to get back in the cage.

After losing her title, she was unable to secure a win. Rousey turned to the big screen but in her off time, she was in the gym getting stronger and training harder. A statement was released saying, "I'm ready. It's time I take back what's rightfully mine. I've been doing CrossFit and running every day. I feel strong, and I'm determined to take back my belt, and every other belt in the UFC."

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29
Jan
2019

MT Cat Voted #1 Porn Star in Kentucky

Posted by Bob Sayther

A Great Falls, MT cat has made waves through the porn industry as the #1 viewed porn star in Kentucky (PornHub - 2019). 

The cat started stripping at the Playground in Great Falls at a young age, using a fake ID to trick the owners into thinking she was 18. Having more success than the rest of the dancers, Mimi decided she had hopes far beyond what Montana could provide.

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18
Jan
2019

Google and Twitter Reveal Infinity Wars Spoiler

Posted by Bob Sayther

Generally blockbuster movies are left hush-hush until the opening. Even then, people refuse to get on social media to avoid any spoilers. Google and Twitter have both leaked a big spoiler for the new Infinity Wars movie, also known as Avengers: Endgame.

In a tweet posted earlier this month, actor Ryan Reynolds seems to elude to his character "Deadpool" being in the new movie. Knowing that Reynolds likes to play pranks, people started looking into the validity of the statement. Low and behold, Google presents the same cast, with Reynolds appearing in the cast as "Deadpool."

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02
Jan
2019

Trump Purchases Place On Mount Rushmore

Posted by Tom Klaus
Mount Rushmore as Mount Trumpmore

With the Federal Government shut down, President Donald Trump has put his real estate speculation skills to good use and purchased a piece of Mount Rushmore. He also added in the purchase agreement that it will now be named Mount Trumpmore.

In an astonishing $1.2 million deal, Trump was able to ascertain his place in history among America's forefathers. The government, hard for money because of the shut down, was eager to take the deal. There has already been national park shut downs because of garbage and toilet backups.

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31
Dec
2018

Has Political Correctness Gone Too Far?

Posted by Howie Phelt-Ersnatz

  In a statement released by the Lower Downtown Peoples of International Inclusion (LoDoPii), the demand for the removal of “Wan” from Kwanzaa is an absolute necessity to ensure that no persun feels left out of America’s 8th largest December Holiday.

 

“Henceforth, ‘Have a Kwanzian K’zaa’ (or whatever the appropriate greeting is) shall be the only acceptable expression of this holiday greeting.

 

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