28
Mar
2018

DJ breeds with Tortilla Chip to make a Dumb Bastard

Posted by Bob Sayther

The story of the background of David Hogg is one of controversy and mystery. His actions on the day of the Parkland shooting aren't the only mysteries to call into question. Where is he from? Who are his parents? Why is he so angry.

In a recent development, DJ from Roseanne has come out and stated that he is the father of David Hogg. DJ noted a situation back in the early 2000's where he was attempting to get back at his agent.

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27
Mar
2018

Assault Umbrella Emma

Posted by Peter Christofferson

Last we heard Emma is still unloading with her assault umbrella, chanting, “hit me baby one more time”, we can only assume it is linked to an underground umbrella gang. At this moment there is no end in site. We are still unsure who Britney is but we are trying to see if she is connected to this cereal umbrella attack. More details will be available as they become available.

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26
Mar
2018

MIssoula Mayor Unveils Russell Bridge Plan

Posted by Bob Sayther

Missoula mayor Jon Angin has unveiled his new plans for the reconstruction of the Russell Street bridge. Ground has already been broken to prepare the streets for the new addition coming later this year and is expected to be finished by fall of 2019.

The new bridge features a state-of-the-art roundabout in the middle to help direct the flow of traffic to random areas and force people to stay in their undesired lanes. This bridge will take two lanes, to four lanes, back to two lanes in a nine block span.

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25
Mar
2018

Work Being Done on New Lubricant

Posted by Anonymous (not verified)

Last fall, a woman became wedged between rocks while hiking in slot canyons in Southern Utah. No matter how much effort, or how hard her boyfriend tugged an pulled on her, he was unable to free her from the rocks. The two thought that if they could only get something slick on her that it would enable them to release her from the rocks. They came up with the idea to have the boyfriend ejaculate on her and sure enough it worked. The girl popped out of the rocks like a champagne cork popping out of the bottle.

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25
Mar
2018

Yet Another March on D.C.

Posted by Anonymous (not verified)

Protests and marches seem to be a regular occurence in the last couple years, so it should not come as a surprise that women's rights groups are organizing yet another march on Washington, D.C. Their big complaint is against the name of some of the cuts of meat with an overall emphasis on the names flank steak and skirt steak. The women that plan to coordinate the march have explained that flank steak and skirt steak are demeaning and derogatory towards women and makes men view women as a piece of meat they own after they have prepared their dinner.

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24
Mar
2018

DATE NIGHT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

Posted by Howie Phelt-Ersnatz

Infinity+1 Entertainment Presents!

 

HITLER’S BODYGUARD!

 

When a Nazi comes to a new Reichstag and gets harassed by a bully, he acquires the services of the Gestapo’s most feared officer as a bodyguard.

 

Watch the movie that goes in depth about Hitler, The Third Reich, and everyone involved. From the beginnings of back room small party politics, to the end as the most bullied regime of all time. Watch the many playground bullies chasing Hitler, and the bullying Hitler does himself.

 

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Scientists Discover Dinosaurs Actually Died From Bump Stock AR-15s

It has been long known and taught throughout school that Dinosaurs were killed when a Giant meteor struck the earth and caused a global extinction event of all dinosaurs. There has always been a debate on where the meteor landed, but until two weeks ago the science community has flipped  the dinosaurs extinction theories on their very head.

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19
Mar
2018

With Summer Over, What Are Your Plans For Winter?

Posted by Peter Christofferson

Yesterday marked one of the warmest summers since 1945, with a high temperature of 60 degrees. As everyone knows Wyoming summer is only one day and always enjoyed to the fullest. The lakes were filled with people, mountains filled with hikers and the plains filled with, well plains people.

This years tourist season even showed record highs with numbers in the tens of twenties, most people interviewed said they were just passing through and had no idea Wyoming even existed, while others stated they simply got lost and needed help getting out of here. 

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16
Mar
2018

Assault Bridge Ban Takes Place After Bridge Collapses

Posted by Peter Christofferson

A nation wide ban on assault bridges has taken place just one day after a bridge collapsed in Florida, killing innocent people. The ban says the bridges have gone too far, no bridge shall collapse and kill people, tax booths will be put on each side of the bridges to photo license plates to charge fees to pay for the booths, bridges can no longer fit more than 9 vehicles/people in a lane at one time, anything over that is dangerous, all bridges will be off white with no attachments so they appear less intimidating.

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