Just moments ago sirens blasted across the cities of Casper, Mills, Barnunn and Evansville as one of the rarest weather events occurred. An EF3 Tornado appeared out of nowhere and was rushing towards town, stopping just before hitting the airport. There are reports of damage and some roads have been shut down upon further notice. Please save making phone calls unless it’s an emergency to prevent crashing phone towers. We have a reporter rushing to the scene.

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01
Feb
2018

DoeBeezy The New Up And Coming Artist

Posted by Peter Christofferson

 

DoeBeezy, remember that name, in the next year you will be hearing a lot of him. He already has a hit Called “I need a blessin” link provided below and an explosive free style video along with numerous collaborations with other artists. Follow the link below and subscribe to his channel/follow him on Facebook to stay informed of his success first!

 

https://youtu.be/pE-GtcALyAM

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30
Jan
2018

New Ban On Chinese Lipstick Manufactures And Suppliers

Posted by Peter Christofferson

A new ban on foreign lipsticks is the latest move in preventing dog penis removal over seas. The new move comes after an uproar over the discovery that the application device was actually a dog penis, specifically pug penis. The mills raised thousands of dogs just to use their penises as application devices in place of the ever increasing cost of soft waxes.

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28
Jan
2018

Wild Horse Season Announced By FHWP

Posted by Peter Christofferson

FHWP has announced its very first, “Wild Horse Season”, which will put special tags up for auction that will allow a single hunter to harvest a Wild Horse. FHWP spokesman Homer Sectual said,”The Wild Horse population has skyrocketed out of control in the last few years and the cost of maintaining The herd has become un-manageable due to the lack of funds coming from the energy industry. Adopting the horses out to local ranchers is no longer an option due to the cost and resources involved in capturing them and vet care.

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The Greatest Thing Since the Daddy Stitch!

 

Pretty Woman Inc has announced what can only be described as a monumental raising of the bar in personal adornment products!

 

Passion Dust! The only glitter for your Vajayjay!

 

If you are tired of the plain white wet spot on your sheets after some serious boot knocking or just looking to whore it up with a little glitter on the dick in his box, this is the place to look.

 

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A slow Friday night in Casper was soon a site for some excitement in Mills. Police responded to reports of a theft at a local gas station. While they were responding they whitnessed an Blue Dodge Challenger speeding down Poison Spider. When police attempted to stop the car it speed off at a high rate of speed. The driver stopped and began to roll to a nearby trailer. We’re told the driver was caught shorty after inside a dog house and didn’t make it far because he had no legs and didn’t have time to get his wheel chair out of the trunk  

Well will update once we have more news. 

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26
Jan
2018

No Balls to Play With

Posted by Gregory M. Marcotte

Recent reports have surfaced about some local and state sports programs toying with the idea of not using a ball to play the sport. Casper Planet reached out to numerous other areas to find out if this was a coming trend and received some interesting information. One local government representative that wished to remain anonymous said that, “Playing sports without the ball is definitely a new trend that is going to happen and looks at it as a positive. By playing with a ball, it creates unnecessary competition and winners and losers.

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26
Jan
2018

***Bolo Alert***

Posted by Peter Christofferson

Bolo Alert:

20 year old Ignacio is the son of a Scandinavian Lutheran missionary and a Mexican deacon, who both died while Ignacio was young. Now a cook for the Oaxaca, Mexico monastery orphanage where he was raised, Ignacio dreams of becoming a luchador. He was last seen wearing a cape running across Wyoming Boulevard heading towards the mountain. If spotted keep away, he has dangerous wrestling moves. Please contact us with any information you have.

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26
Jan
2018

***Bolo Alert***

Posted by Peter Christofferson

Bolo Alert:

20 year old Ignacio is the son of a Scandinavian Lutheran missionary and a Mexican deacon, who both died while Ignacio was young. Now a cook for the Oaxaca, Mexico monastery orphanage where he was raised, Ignacio dreams of becoming a luchador. He was last seen wearing a cape running across Wyoming Boulevard heading towards the mountain. If spotted keep away, he has dangerous wrestling moves. Please contact us with any information you have.

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