A faithful donkey prevented a deadly encounter between its owners and a wild North American AR-15, by attacking it and killing it before it could fire off any shots. The photo taken was by Anna L Poundings of the Navahoe Reservation in western Wyoming, during the heat of the moment. Anna said in a statement “The AR just came out of nowhere, they can hide in the grass and you won’t see them until you step on them, then it’s too late.”.
A faithful donkey prevented a deadly encounter between its owners and a wild North American AR-15, by attacking it and killing it before it could fire off any shots. The photo taken was by Anna L Poundings of the Navajo Reservation in western Wyoming, during the heat of the moment. Anna said in a statement “The AR just came out of nowhere, they can hide in the grass and you won’t see them until you step on them, then it’s too late.”.
**~~**Rhinos on the Loose**~~**
A local resident posted this picture of a pair Rhinos running amuck in the yard of a home in Williston. Authorities are currently trying to figure out who they may belong to, where they came from and how to corral them until the owner can be found. They are reaching out to the Zoo in Minot to see if they were being transported there or were familiar with who may be.
If you see these “War Unicorns”, do not approach them. Keep your distance and don’t make eye contact.
We will update as we learn more information!
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John Wayne Bobbits Penis Escaped!
Lorena Bobbit reported the escaped member to Manassas police this afternoon, reporting that the moving member left a note telling her they were through and it was moving west!
“Jumbo” (pictured) was reportedly named such by the Long Island Lolita herself. A name Lorena became fond of after she separated Jumbo from JW’s care.
Lorena is very worried and Manassas police are offering a reward for the return of the wayward junk.
Over 200 earthquakes have been recorded in Yellowstones Park in the last week, these earthquakes, have triggered a ground eruption along with strange activity such as winter lightning.
“I would say that this is something to worry about. This is not a common process that goes on in and around Yellowstone; it appears to be how stress gets relieved as a part of volcano-tectonic eruption” said Geologist Mike Litsmel.
This year, Rabbeer Numbers are nearly triple what they were in 1965. The Rabbeer faced extinction in the early 1960’s when their soft and easy to work with fur skyrocketed. They were hard to trap and only located in a 278 square mile area in Wyoming known as Wind River Canyon. The Wind River Canyon was especially hard to trap with its extreme terrain of cliffs and slide areas, along with a high population of poisonous rattle and scorpions. The Rabbeers only competition before the great fur trade of the early 1900’s were Big Horn Sheep, both fought over territory.
Yesterdays weather forecast, here is what the temperature will do and the winds.
Maximum temperature yesterday: 18 °F (at 3:53 pm)
Minimum temperature yesterday: -6 °F (at 6:53 am)
Average temperature yesterday: 8 °F
Highest wind speed: 18 mph to the NE
Stay tuned tomorrow for Today’s forecast
Professional crisis actors are on edge about their futures. After many conspiracy groups have brought forward numerous, “actors” for “live” interviews on major news networks after major tragedies, the actors are scared that the public will now be outraged and ban crisis acting. The crisis acting president said in a statement,”Who needs real victims? Real victims are confused, too distraught by the events they just went through. With crisis acting, you get a clear speaking individual that is also available to swing the conversation towards anyone’s agenda.