02
Apr
2018

New Meme Appears Showing Ema Being Mean

Posted by Peter Christofferson

Just days after our last report of umbrella activist ema, turned out to be Britney Betch, we have found another showing Ema blow the Marijuanas in the face of an individuals face of a vegan. We have reached out to the individuals involved and are awaiting a response, we will update when more info becomes available.

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01
Apr
2018

Chinese Satellite Debris Landed Near Casper In Platte River

Posted by Peter Christofferson

A massive piece of the Chinese satellite Ziang-2TWHAN crashed to earth three hours ago in the North Platte river 9.4 miles East of Casper Wyoming, there are currently some worries that the piece is contaminated with space radiation and may be polluting the river. The pieces of this satellite will be falling over the next twelve hours, hitting mostly the southern United States.

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01
Apr
2018

Mysterious Boom in Great Falls, MT

Posted by Bob Sayther

Shortly after 2:45 PM on Easter Sunday, a mysterious boom was heard thoughout the Southeast side of Great Falls, MT. The explosion shook houses as far as 38th Street and was heard as far away as the mall. Geological crews were looking into a possible earthquake or cryoseism, frozen ground cracking. There was even speculation that the elusive Tiangong-1 had crashed into the Missouri River Breaks.

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01
Apr
2018

U2 and Foo Fighters in Missoula Tonight

Posted by Bob Sayther

Get your Easter party session ready, we have a surprise visit from two Grammy winners!

Both on tour and away from their families, U2 and the Foo Fighters have met up in Missoula to play a free, outdoor concert. Both groups are passing through Montana and have a love for the scenery and people.

Dave Grohl, frontman for the Foo Fighters, said, "We've played this city a couple times now. You guys kick ass. It's Easter, and it's time I give back a little bit to the people who give to me. Your city is a wonderland. Dress warm, but be prepared for it to heat up."

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01
Apr
2018

Easter Bunny Captured In Double Wide Trailer

Posted by Peter Christofferson

Early this morning, Steven was woke from his alcoholic induced coma by a crashing sound in his double wide in Evansville. Steven thought it was just his cousin returning to fight about inter family relationships, that’s when he reached for his electric anal ripping snake adult toy, ran down the hallway and into his living room where he came shin to face with what he thought was a rat, Steven drew back his weapon and with a rubber “thwap!”, he unleashed a devastating blow to the standing rat, launching it across the room, through the empty cans and into a pile of empty 12 pack cases of old m

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The Supreme Court Has Filed “Inciting Violence” Charges On All Major Media Outlets

In a historical move, the Supreme Court released a video this morning stating, “We have sat back and watched this country fall for far too long, we can not sit back and watch this country built from the blood, sweat and tears of hard working Americans be ripped apart any further by the likes of ONN, MBC and F ox, we have officially came together as a justice team and filed Inciting Violence charges against all major media outlets, they will be punished at the full extent of the law.”

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30
Mar
2018

Congress Accidentally Freezes 19th Amendment

Posted by Bob Sayther

Faith in our government is at an all time low. Conspiracy theories and hidden agendas have a bulk of the population on edge wondering if the government is working for them, or for the New World Order. Now would not be the best time for any sort of typographical error to cause panic... and ratiftying anything that has a severe typographical error would certainly show lack of prudence and cause more of the population to lose faith in the world's greatest democracy.

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28
Mar
2018

Wyoming Schools just got safer!

Posted by Anonymous (not verified)

Because of recent state legislation and court rulings, Casper, WY now has provisions allowing the carrying of concealed weapons on public postsecondary campuses by teachers, and other staff members of the school districts. We are still waiting for comment from the school board but they were out having bbq and beers before tonight’s meeting. 

 

What are your thoughts?

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28
Mar
2018

DJ breeds with Tortilla Chip to make a Dumb Bastard

Posted by Bob Sayther

The story of the background of David Hogg is one of controversy and mystery. His actions on the day of the Parkland shooting aren't the only mysteries to call into question. Where is he from? Who are his parents? Why is he so angry.

In a recent development, DJ from Roseanne has come out and stated that he is the father of David Hogg. DJ noted a situation back in the early 2000's where he was attempting to get back at his agent.

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