In recent reporting of World, State and Local News, including and not including Weather and Sports, local reporters are at it once again and out to win you over with real news stories and some people who expressed their interest on social media outlets now feel that “Real News” is just not so real anymore and that “Fake News” or “Snews” is getting the most attention from possibly fake and real news sources alike.
New pictures have surfaced after Punxsutawney Phill was gunned down in the mean streets of Maryland.
Deputy G. Lock of the Maryland sheriffs department had to unload a dose of justice after a “seemingly innocent” rodent was on a rampage. “I saw a gun and had to act quickly. My wedding tackle was at risk”, said the Deputy.
Phil’s mother, Puxsutawney Phylis said “My boy was innocent, He was on his way to church to help with the rummage sale”.
It’s no secret that Yellowstone’s Steamboat Geyser has been erupting more than it ever has in history, but what scientists have figured out is that Steamboat and the volcano in Hawaii are indeed actually connected. In reflection, the geyser was actually an early warning system, as one of the 35 different lava tubes connecting the super volcano of Yellowstone with the Hawaiian Islands volcanos ruptured under pressure beneath the ocean, blow all the steam from that rupture all the way out the geyser in Yellowstone.
In light of the North and South Korea talks, a Russian sub has surfaced in the Mississippi River. Stay tuned for further Snews
Kanye’s recent move to Wyoming finally makes sense after his recent comments about his support of President Trump. Wyoming lead the vote with 83% during the election so it was only natural for trumps bro to move to the best non existent state in US, Wyoming.
At first the state was on edge about Kanye’s recent move to the square state, but after recent events of him blasting out of the republican closet, his approval rating has went up 110% in Wyoming, which means all 500 hundred residents approve. Are you excited for Kanye to set up shop in Wyoming? We are.
It seems Adolf has lost his signature mustache.
While eating at an Older Illinois restaurant, it appears that he had a mustache malfunction. When he told the waitress that there was a “heir” in his cheese dip the waitress apologized and “kamph’d” his meal.
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The 100th year celebration of the Worldwide Japanese Fighting Fish Deathmatch was nothing shy of a blockbuster. Normally reserved for the elite from the Eastern part of the globe, this year they opened the doors up for celebrities worldwide.
Held at the Unagi Temple in Shinto Gi, Japan. the WJFFD was graced by the debutante with faces like Kanye West, Meryl Streep, and Boy George. The biggest shock was the number of celebrities who competed. An even bigger shock was the celebrity who won.
There is a free weed growing app that is taking the Internet by storm and is being sought after by millions of pot growers, smokers and connoisseurs of the pot, and the download stats are astounding and surpassing any other download threshold known to man and present times on the World Wide Web also known as the Internet.
The app helps growers and smokers alike to know when their weed is fully grown, matured and ready for fresh pickings, drying, curing, making pot brownies, smoking and whatever else they do with the pot.
The University of Wyoming is installing a gender neutral handjob machine to prevent stress, bullying and unwanted sexual harassment. This is just one of many preventative measures the school is taking in preventing unwanted crimes on campus, the machine is setup in a sound proof room with a relaxing atmosphere and gives either sex a handjob with variable strengths/speeds to lower stress and anger.
Rolling Stone Magazine recently concluded a series of interviews with the former members of the 1990's revolutionary band "Nirvana" and the former lead singer of "Guns N' Roses" Axl Rose. Unfortunately, following the untimely death of their lead singer Kurt Cobain on April 5th, 1994, Nirvana has yet to endeavor towards a reunion tour.