In the wake of all of the controversy surrounding Bill Cosby, Jell-O has decided to stand by their man and continue to use him as a spokesman as long as they can.
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I shared an Uber home with you about 5 weeks ago. Around 2:30am maybe. LoDo to gloveville.
You had a broncos jersey and spiked hair. Respond with what we did at my place so I know it’s you. I have good news!
The iPhone X has come out with a new feature to help consumers in the battle against fake news.
Apple sent out a press release today that states the iPhone X will come equipped with a fake news testing procedure. To check for fake news, simply fill a glass with normal tap water. Go to the news in question and insert your phone into the water. If the water turns blue, the news is fake.
Tar Car, Hot Tar, Car Tar. Get your Melting Hot Tar all over your cars and trucks exclusively from local roads in East Texas and some other surrounding counties in Texas.
In a recent story from almost a year ago out of our neighboring city Lufkin, it looks like the “Tar Car” is back and they are tarring your car for free once again as you drive on local East Texas roads and some other exclusive roads in Texas.
Anal bleaching has now officially become racist after a petition with enough signatures reached the senate. The new law was added after a short 15 minute briefing on the hill. The details behind the petition stemmed from an argument saying that bleaching your skin makes it white in color therefore making it racist because white is racist. The new law will take place at the beginning of 2019 giving all anal bleaching clinics ample time to shut their doors.
In a sealed letter to a reporter for the Nacogdoches Planet, a local licensed drone pilot says he is missing his prize drone (Tarantula X6) lost while doing repeated daily test flying possibly near a local park in Nacogdoches.
The drone pilot seen in the attached photos along with a likeness photo of his particular Tarantula X6 drone in this story is asking anyone that might know of his drones whereabouts and is asked to reply in this thread or on any social media pages that this story reaches out to.
A brand new of its kind study has almost concluded that second-born children are more likely to end up getting more hedonistic pleasures that most humans will never experience in their whole lifetime.
The study found that second-born boys were more apt to run afoul of authority figures than their older peers unlike the girls that might run aloof along with the fact that they may act out as a way to focus attention on themselves but this only happened in the test group and not in the control group.
A rather old theory was proven true last week by a team of archeological scientists off of highway 220 South of Casper, WY. The theory started from settlers traveling the Oregon Trail around campfires, stating that the peak they just passed was built by ancient people who had long passed. As generations grew, so did the story and last year a rancher who wants to remain anonymous went to the strange peak to examine the area.
Through out the years, lower income people have been drawn to lower income housing.
Mr. C. Urdyz Jordan has lowered the bar even more. He only rents to “meth heads”. If you enjoy sub standard living conditions, no return of your deposit, and a landlord who will go through your things find this guy on Facebook.
In a rare Sunday press conference, scientists at the famed Baby Batter Clinic have produced what is the first ever image of a penis that has been flayed alive.
“We have wondered what was in there that gives the damned thing that mind of it’s own” said Richard Capua, leading investigator and amateur taxidermist, “the penis drives us to make some of the worst decisions in our lives. Probably in an effort to feed on sushi and fish sticks, we just don’t know yet”
Be sure to follow this story for further updates on what motivates man’s real best friend.