27
Apr
2018

The iPhone X Can Debunk Fake News

Posted by Bob Sayther

The iPhone X has come out with a new feature to help consumers in the battle against fake news.

Apple sent out a press release today that states the iPhone X will come equipped with a fake news testing procedure. To check for fake news, simply fill a glass with normal tap water. Go to the news in question and insert your phone into the water. If the water turns blue, the news is fake.

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26
Apr
2018

TAR TAR EVERYWHERE A TAR CAR

Posted by James Earl

Tar Car, Hot Tar, Car Tar. Get your Melting Hot Tar all over your cars and trucks exclusively from local roads in East Texas and some other surrounding counties in Texas.

In a recent story from almost a year ago out of our neighboring city Lufkin, it looks like the “Tar Car” is back and they are tarring your car for free once again as you drive on local East Texas roads and some other exclusive roads in Texas.

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25
Apr
2018

Anal Bleaching Now Considered Racist By KKK

Posted by Peter Christofferson

Anal bleaching has now officially become racist after a petition with enough signatures reached the senate. The new law was added after a short 15 minute briefing on the hill. The details behind the petition stemmed from an argument saying that bleaching your skin makes it white in color therefore making it racist because white is racist. The new law will take place at the beginning of 2019 giving all anal bleaching clinics ample time to shut their doors.

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23
Apr
2018

LOCAL DRONE PILOT IS MISSING HIS FAVORITE DRONE

Posted by James Earl

In a sealed letter to a reporter for the Nacogdoches Planet, a local licensed drone pilot says he is missing his prize drone (Tarantula X6) lost while doing repeated daily test flying possibly near a local park in Nacogdoches.

The drone pilot seen in the attached photos along with a likeness photo of his particular Tarantula X6 drone in this story is asking anyone that might know of his drones whereabouts and is asked to reply in this thread or on any social media pages that this story reaches out to.

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A brand new of its kind study has almost concluded that second-born children are more likely to end up getting more hedonistic pleasures that most humans will never experience in their whole lifetime.

The study found that second-born boys were more apt to run afoul of authority figures than their older peers unlike the girls that might run aloof along with the fact that they may act out as a way to focus attention on themselves but this only happened in the test group and not in the control group.

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22
Apr
2018

Largest North American Pyramid Found In Wyoming

Posted by Peter Christofferson

A rather old theory was proven true last week by a team of archeological scientists off of highway 220 South of Casper, WY. The theory started from settlers traveling the Oregon Trail around campfires, stating that the peak they just passed was built by ancient people who had long passed. As generations grew, so did the story and last year a rancher who wants to remain anonymous went to the strange peak to examine the area.

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22
Apr
2018

No Place Like Home

Posted by Anonymous (not verified)

Through out the years, lower income people have been drawn to lower income housing. 

Mr. C. Urdyz Jordan has lowered the bar even more. He only rents to “meth heads”. If you enjoy sub standard living conditions, no return of your deposit, and a landlord who will go through your things find this guy on Facebook.

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22
Apr
2018

Scientists discover what is inside the penis!

Posted by Howie Phelt-Ersnatz

In a rare Sunday press conference, scientists at the famed Baby Batter Clinic have produced what is the first ever image of a penis that has been flayed alive.

 

“We have wondered what was in there that gives the damned thing that mind of it’s own” said Richard Capua, leading investigator and amateur taxidermist, “the penis drives us to make some of the worst decisions in our lives.  Probably in an effort to feed on sushi and fish sticks, we just don’t know yet”

 

Be sure to follow this story for further updates on what motivates man’s real best friend.

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