The University of Wyoming is installing a gender neutral handjob machine to prevent stress, bullying and unwanted sexual harassment. This is just one of many preventative measures the school is taking in preventing unwanted crimes on campus, the machine is setup in a sound proof room with a relaxing atmosphere and gives either sex a handjob with variable strengths/speeds to lower stress and anger. 

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02
May
2018

Yellowstones Tourist Season Is Dumber Than Ever

Posted by Peter Christofferson

Spring is here and Yellowstone is open, prompting tourists from all over the world to flock to one of nature’s most impressive wildlife parks. With that comes people unfamiliar with wildlife boundaries, such as placing a baby bison in their car because it was cold, or the famed, “let’s see how high up in the air this bison can flip me”. This years Darwin Award tourist season looks like it is raising the bar set by a tourist couple from California.

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Local phone call scam recipient known as James Earl gives stern warning to anyone who will adhere and listen to him about the robo-calling scammers made to unsuspecting local and non-local residents in Nacogdoches, surrounding counties, the state of Texas and to everyone in America as well as the world abound.

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01
May
2018

Spotlight on the American Inventor

Posted by Howie Phelt-Ersnatz

Denver Planet and InfinitySnews.com are excited to announce a new segment “Great Inventors in American History”

 

Our featured inventor this week is none other than  Mr. Walter Hunt.

 

Best known for the invention of the safety pin, a symbol that represents a generation of safety seekers.  Nothing says “safe space” like a therapy bear sporting a safety pin, after all.

 

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01
May
2018

Sharks Migrating to Montana

Posted by Bob Sayther
Freshwater Bullshark seen near Kelly Island
Freshwater Bullshark in Flathead Lake

The word shark only strikes fear to those who frequent the oceans. It now has a more broadened spectrum with which it can attack with fear. Cold water sharks have made their way into Montana.

Freshwater sharks have been seen regularly as far North as Colorado. That has changed. This year, there has already been five reports of shark sightings in Montana, coming from the Missouri River, the Clark Fork River, the Blackfoot River, and Flathead lake.

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29
Apr
2018

For sail

Posted by Anonymous (not verified)

For sail

 

2018 F-150. 34x Miles. All power options at the time of production. Slight body damage. Engine and trans strong. I know what it’s worth. No low ballers. FCFS. No holds no payments. $26,349.72. Call for further details 

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28
Apr
2018

Reunited, and it feels so good

Posted by Anonymous (not verified)

This week these 2 love birds have finally been able to enjoy a frolic through the grassy mountain side. 

Kim and Moon have been separated since 2011. “Our marriage has been kept a secret for wray too wrong”, says Kim. 

The happy couple will at last get to have the honeymoon they’ve always wanted. The 4077 M*A*S*H has their finest room reserved.

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