The University of Wyoming is installing a gender neutral handjob machine to prevent stress, bullying and unwanted sexual harassment. This is just one of many preventative measures the school is taking in preventing unwanted crimes on campus, the machine is setup in a sound proof room with a relaxing atmosphere and gives either sex a handjob with variable strengths/speeds to lower stress and anger.
Rolling Stone Magazine recently concluded a series of interviews with the former members of the 1990's revolutionary band "Nirvana" and the former lead singer of "Guns N' Roses" Axl Rose. Unfortunately, following the untimely death of their lead singer Kurt Cobain on April 5th, 1994, Nirvana has yet to endeavor towards a reunion tour.
Spring is here and Yellowstone is open, prompting tourists from all over the world to flock to one of nature’s most impressive wildlife parks. With that comes people unfamiliar with wildlife boundaries, such as placing a baby bison in their car because it was cold, or the famed, “let’s see how high up in the air this bison can flip me”. This years Darwin Award tourist season looks like it is raising the bar set by a tourist couple from California.
The reviews are in. Infinity Wars is a box office smash. Making an estimated $640 million on its opening weekend, it has pushed 'The Fate of the Furious' to number two for opening weekend profits.
Local phone call scam recipient known as James Earl gives stern warning to anyone who will adhere and listen to him about the robo-calling scammers made to unsuspecting local and non-local residents in Nacogdoches, surrounding counties, the state of Texas and to everyone in America as well as the world abound.
Local man was tired of waiting for crews to get things done. Mr. Cantasee was driving south on Outer Drive when he got tired of the slow progress of construction. Mr. Cantasee said “hold my beer, I’ve got this”, as they drove through the cone barriers.
Denver Planet and InfinitySnews.com are excited to announce a new segment “Great Inventors in American History”
Our featured inventor this week is none other than Mr. Walter Hunt.
Best known for the invention of the safety pin, a symbol that represents a generation of safety seekers. Nothing says “safe space” like a therapy bear sporting a safety pin, after all.
The word shark only strikes fear to those who frequent the oceans. It now has a more broadened spectrum with which it can attack with fear. Cold water sharks have made their way into Montana.
Freshwater sharks have been seen regularly as far North as Colorado. That has changed. This year, there has already been five reports of shark sightings in Montana, coming from the Missouri River, the Clark Fork River, the Blackfoot River, and Flathead lake.
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This week these 2 love birds have finally been able to enjoy a frolic through the grassy mountain side.
Kim and Moon have been separated since 2011. “Our marriage has been kept a secret for wray too wrong”, says Kim.
The happy couple will at last get to have the honeymoon they’ve always wanted. The 4077 M*A*S*H has their finest room reserved.