14
Nov
2018

California Wildfires Face Biggest Problem

Posted by Trip McNeally
California Wildfire
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The fires in California have grown exponentially and destroyed entire cities in the past week. Coming in short of Federal funding, the firefighters are losing an uphill battle against the raging inferno. Money isn't the biggest obstacle preventing the fires from being extinguished; Verizon has openly admitted to throttling the WiFi Hotspots used by fire crews on the site. That's nothing compared to the hurdle thrown in front of the crews today.

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12
Nov
2018

First Wind Energized Oil Rig Put In Production In Wyoming

Posted by Peter Christofferson

First Wind Powered Rig Hits Wyoming Oilfields

In an effort to keep fossil fuel consumption down Naibors engineered an oil rig that uses wind power to energize their drilling while drilling for oil instead of burning common fossil fuels such as diesel, gas and propane. The new rig cuts the usage of fuels and leaves a clean footprint for the environment while continuing to supply the world with more fossil fuels. 

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Chronic waisting disease has hit Colorado hard and bluntly, but farmers are fighting back to protect their most prized new crop, marijuana. Locals gave the name “Chronic wasting disease” after deer kept intruding into their crops and eating the buds off of their crops, costing them $100,000’s of thousands of dollars in damage. The cure? Giant electric fences that will serve up a very uncomfortable shock, making the deer second guess it’s journey for enlightenment. 

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Some say that it is beneath someone that holds such high honor as “Woman” of the Year to dress up for Halloween, but we found it inspiring.

 

“I think it is great to dream of Olympic stardom when you live in times as bleak as these” said Marcia Makepeace, former town council member in Denver Planet’s home town of Globeville. “We would have preferred a more inclusive, yet less Culturally misappropriated costume.  Like dressing up as a tomato”

 

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31
Oct
2018

Hard To Swallow Deal By Casper Resident Selling Spirit Semen

Posted by Peter Christofferson

Casper Resident Hugh Jaculant claims he has developed a process to collect semen from spirits by running around abandoned buildings with his mouth open. Hugh claims that you can then have it injected to have a spiritual baby. These jars cum 3/4 full although you can not see it, you can sometimes feel it. 

Hugh says that due to the time of year, he is currently sold out and recovery from jaw cramp. Production of these should be back in process early next week.

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Wyoming Grizzly Tag Auctioned Off To 89 Year Old Resident Of Jackson Hole 

Recently a Judge out of Missoula, Montana blocked a Grizzly Bear season, which would have been the first one in over 57 years, so the department of licensing at F&G decided to fight back in cooperation with Wyoming government by issuing one tag to the highest bidder. 

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