Autocorrect Almost Starts WWIII
In a message exchange with notorious hot-head Kim Jong Un, President Donald Trump sent the message "Send nukes" when autocorrect changed "nudes" to "nukes." When asked about the mistake, Trump quickly replied that he's been sleeping with Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner, and had been requesting photographs from both when the accident occurred. A forensic analysis of Trump's phone indicated that he, in fact, was telling the truth.
A sexting exchange lasting nearly two hours came to a screeching halt when the North Korean dictator noted that he had just sent nukes. Not knowing when or where the warheads would land, the United States government issued a Defcon XII protocol and had jets and missiles deployed around the globe. The assumption was that Un and his military had deployed a Newman's Own Y11 Eraser Strata toward the Pacific Coast of the United States.
As of now, there has been no detonations but the Doomsday Clock has been moved to 12 seconds to Midnight.
More on this as it develops.
Crisis averted as President Trump gets scantily clad images of Kim Jong Un in his Snapchat. The language barrier has provided a safety net once more, as the North Korean dictator thought the message said "nudes" in the first place.
The Doomsday Clock has been reset to 10 minutes to a Quarter Past Half Noon.