National truck stop chain, that will remain anonymous until they catch up on their advertising invoices, has announced that they are finally getting their shit together!
Faith in our government is at an all time low. Conspiracy theories and hidden agendas have a bulk of the population on edge wondering if the government is working for them, or for the New World Order.
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When a Nazi comes to a new Reichstag and gets harassed by a bully, he acquires the services of the Gestapo’s most feared officer as a bodyguard.
On Tuesday, a group of hikers who wish to remain anonymous, found what can only be described as possibly the most amazing architectural relics from the Disco Era.
Cherry Creek Reservoir Closed To Swimmers Until Further Notice
Infinity Entertainment Systems is proud to announce “Phonetic Words with Friends!”
Tired of getting your ass handed to you because your vocabulary doesn’t reach past the proper spelling of “ur?”
John Wayne Bobbits Penis Escaped!
Lorena Bobbit reported the escaped member to Manassas police this afternoon, reporting that the moving member left a note telling her they were through and it was moving west!
Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship (pictured), along with the field marshal Captain Tenneal will be returning to the airwaves to bring the most in depth sports reporting to ever grace tv.
Denver’s hottest secret, “Denver Players, Denver Sugar” has announced its rebranding as an out-call maid service with Denver Mayor Michael Hancock as spokes persun.
A recent study proved a positive correlation between mixed martial arts fighters and homosexuality. The study, conducted by UCLA and Yale scientists, tested 10,000 subjects who have previously, or currently do compete in mixed martial arts.