Denver Planet

02/18/2018 - 12:10am

Denver’s hottest secret, “Denver Players, Denver Sugar” has announced its rebranding as an out-call maid service with Denver Mayor Michael Hancock as spokes persun.

02/17/2018 - 4:47am

A recent study proved a positive correlation between mixed martial arts fighters and homosexuality. The study, conducted by UCLA and Yale scientists, tested 10,000 subjects who have previously, or currently do compete in mixed martial arts.

02/13/2018 - 10:54pm

Just when you thought is was safe to snack again, Procter and Gamble announce the newest thing in Hipster desserts..


So, put your tide pods down and grab your forks!

02/09/2018 - 10:21am

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02/09/2018 - 9:42am

Denver’s “Smog Mitigation Fan” Project Nears Completion.

After years of controversy, budget over runs and the largest environmental whacko mobilization in history, the fans are up and running. 

02/06/2018 - 3:59pm

Its what all Flat Earth believers have been waiting for. SpaceX engineers have confirmed that Earth is truly 100% flat. 

01/27/2018 - 12:12am

The Greatest Thing Since the Daddy Stitch!


Pretty Woman Inc has announced what can only be described as a monumental raising of the bar in personal adornment products!


01/24/2018 - 8:01pm

P.UBER A San Francisco based company is branching off from its normal mode of ride-sharing and developing a new Parenting ride-share app that helps parents of kids going to the same school simplify student drop off and pick up.


01/23/2018 - 8:56pm

As the season is coming to its final weeks the news we all knew was real has come a reality.

01/22/2018 - 1:29pm

Texas Department of Transportation announces Oklahoma panhandle bridge


Dorian O. Tanquer, chief civil engineer with the Texas Highway department announced  a project today that will be the first of its kind.