Denver Planet

03/11/2018 - 3:12am

On Tuesday, a group of hikers who wish to remain anonymous, found what can only be described as possibly the most amazing architectural relics from the Disco Era.

 

03/08/2018 - 6:22pm

Cherry Creek Reservoir Closed To Swimmers Until Further Notice

 

03/01/2018 - 10:54pm

Infinity Entertainment Systems is proud to announce “Phonetic Words with Friends!”

Tired of getting your ass handed to you because your vocabulary doesn’t reach past the proper spelling of “ur?”

03/01/2018 - 8:03pm

John Wayne Bobbits Penis Escaped!

 

Lorena Bobbit reported the escaped member to  Manassas police this afternoon, reporting that the moving member left a note telling her they were through and it was moving west!

 

02/18/2018 - 12:50am

Vic Romano  and Kenny Blankenship (pictured), along with the field marshal Captain Tenneal will be returning to the airwaves to bring the most in depth sports reporting to ever grace tv.

02/18/2018 - 12:10am

Denver’s hottest secret, “Denver Players, Denver Sugar” has announced its rebranding as an out-call maid service with Denver Mayor Michael Hancock as spokes persun.

02/17/2018 - 4:47am

A recent study proved a positive correlation between mixed martial arts fighters and homosexuality. The study, conducted by UCLA and Yale scientists, tested 10,000 subjects who have previously, or currently do compete in mixed martial arts.

02/13/2018 - 10:54pm

Just when you thought is was safe to snack again, Procter and Gamble announce the newest thing in Hipster desserts..

THE FLOOR BUNDT CAKE!

So, put your tide pods down and grab your forks!

02/09/2018 - 10:21am

Please hit the link below to watch video.

 

02/09/2018 - 9:42am

Denver’s “Smog Mitigation Fan” Project Nears Completion.

After years of controversy, budget over runs and the largest environmental whacko mobilization in history, the fans are up and running. 

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