Denver Planet

04/12/2018 - 6:25pm

Amazon Announces Suncor Merger!


04/05/2018 - 11:59am

Denver Planet’s First Ever Duckface Selfie Contest Winner Announced!


After receiving ones of entries for the popular look that swept Facebook in recent years, our judges have finally picked our winner!


04/02/2018 - 10:20pm

National truck stop chain, that will remain anonymous until they catch up on  their advertising invoices, has announced that they are finally getting their shit together!

03/30/2018 - 11:53am

Faith in our government is at an all time low. Conspiracy theories and hidden agendas have a bulk of the population on edge wondering if the government is working for them, or for the New World Order.

03/24/2018 - 11:25pm

Infinity+1 Entertainment Presents!




When a Nazi comes to a new Reichstag and gets harassed by a bully, he acquires the services of the Gestapo’s most feared officer as a bodyguard.


03/11/2018 - 3:12am

On Tuesday, a group of hikers who wish to remain anonymous, found what can only be described as possibly the most amazing architectural relics from the Disco Era.


03/08/2018 - 6:22pm

Cherry Creek Reservoir Closed To Swimmers Until Further Notice


03/01/2018 - 10:54pm

Infinity Entertainment Systems is proud to announce “Phonetic Words with Friends!”

Tired of getting your ass handed to you because your vocabulary doesn’t reach past the proper spelling of “ur?”

03/01/2018 - 8:03pm

John Wayne Bobbits Penis Escaped!


Lorena Bobbit reported the escaped member to  Manassas police this afternoon, reporting that the moving member left a note telling her they were through and it was moving west!


02/18/2018 - 12:50am

Vic Romano  and Kenny Blankenship (pictured), along with the field marshal Captain Tenneal will be returning to the airwaves to bring the most in depth sports reporting to ever grace tv.