Anal bleaching has now officially become racist after a petition with enough signatures reached the senate. The new law was added after a short 15 minute briefing on the hill.
In a rare Sunday press conference, scientists at the famed Baby Batter Clinic have produced what is the first ever image of a penis that has been flayed alive.
The Pole Shift Occurred at 10:30am Mountain Time!
The polar axis shift that scientists have been speculating would occur sometime in the next 100,000 years actually happened this morning just before lunch.
Amazon Announces Suncor Merger!
Denver Planet’s First Ever Duckface Selfie Contest Winner Announced!
After receiving ones of entries for the popular look that swept Facebook in recent years, our judges have finally picked our winner!
National truck stop chain, that will remain anonymous until they catch up on their advertising invoices, has announced that they are finally getting their shit together!
Faith in our government is at an all time low. Conspiracy theories and hidden agendas have a bulk of the population on edge wondering if the government is working for them, or for the New World Order.
Infinity+1 Entertainment Presents!
When a Nazi comes to a new Reichstag and gets harassed by a bully, he acquires the services of the Gestapo’s most feared officer as a bodyguard.
On Tuesday, a group of hikers who wish to remain anonymous, found what can only be described as possibly the most amazing architectural relics from the Disco Era.
Cherry Creek Reservoir Closed To Swimmers Until Further Notice