Denver Planet

05/13/2018 - 1:16pm

In an attempt to stay relevant to an ever changing advertising market, Facebook is making subtle changes to appeal to America’s favorite generation, The Millennials!

 

05/01/2018 - 4:03pm

Denver Planet and InfinitySnews.com are excited to announce a new segment “Great Inventors in American History”

 

Our featured inventor this week is none other than  Mr. Walter Hunt.

 

04/27/2018 - 9:26pm

Straight from the Infinitysnews.com personals!

 

Missed Connections W4M-27

 

I shared an Uber home with you about 5 weeks ago.   Around 2:30am maybe. LoDo to gloveville.

 

04/25/2018 - 11:05pm

Anal bleaching has now officially become racist after a petition with enough signatures reached the senate. The new law was added after a short 15 minute briefing on the hill.

04/22/2018 - 5:06pm

In a rare Sunday press conference, scientists at the famed Baby Batter Clinic have produced what is the first ever image of a penis that has been flayed alive.

 

04/13/2018 - 7:59pm

The Pole Shift Occurred at 10:30am Mountain Time!

 

The polar axis shift that scientists have been speculating would occur sometime in the next 100,000 years actually happened this morning just before lunch.

 

04/12/2018 - 6:25pm

Amazon Announces Suncor Merger!

 

04/05/2018 - 11:59am

Denver Planet’s First Ever Duckface Selfie Contest Winner Announced!

 

After receiving ones of entries for the popular look that swept Facebook in recent years, our judges have finally picked our winner!

 

04/02/2018 - 10:20pm

National truck stop chain, that will remain anonymous until they catch up on  their advertising invoices, has announced that they are finally getting their shit together!

03/30/2018 - 11:53am

Faith in our government is at an all time low. Conspiracy theories and hidden agendas have a bulk of the population on edge wondering if the government is working for them, or for the New World Order.

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