Denver Planet

06/14/2018 - 11:22am

In an American Presidential first, Donald “the cheeto” Trump and The Picked On Goth Kid, Kim Jong Un met to discuss nuclear weapons, human rights and if it was ok for Un to address President Trump as “Unca Don Don.”


06/11/2018 - 10:41pm

Earlier this week, police responded to what can only be described as the most bizarre of calls.


06/06/2018 - 4:39pm

The American Psychological Association announced today that the recent election of President Donald “The Cheeto” Trump has caused a spike in emotional trauma related Dissociative Identity Disorder.


06/06/2018 - 11:21am

According to a statement recently released by Wanda Paternia, Director of Inclusion at the Denver University Center for Wommon’s studies,  a majority of middle aged inductees over the last couple of years all have one thing in common. 

05/30/2018 - 12:43pm

Trendsetter Mary-Anna Spitzhausen-Jones arrived on the scene this afternoon with what can only be described as the most unique of apparel accessories ever to grace a modern whip.


05/24/2018 - 7:38pm



Colorado Fish and Game has just announced the 22nd Annual Memorial Day Weekend CatFishing Contest!


05/24/2018 - 9:25am

Pentagon Audit Gone Wrong!


In a surprise move even Rand Paul didn’t see coming, the Pentagon’s books are being audited.  No, really.


05/14/2018 - 11:15pm

A crazy freak hail storm shut down all the roads in and out of Denver today after a freak hail storm dumped almost 6” of hail in under 30 minuets today.

05/13/2018 - 3:51pm

After an18 month haiatus, the producers of “Better Call Saul Alinsky” have announced the release of the “remastered director of fan favorites cut”