Denver Planet

06/11/2018 - 10:41pm

Earlier this week, police responded to what can only be described as the most bizarre of calls.


06/06/2018 - 4:39pm

The American Psychological Association announced today that the recent election of President Donald “The Cheeto” Trump has caused a spike in emotional trauma related Dissociative Identity Disorder.


06/06/2018 - 11:21am

According to a statement recently released by Wanda Paternia, Director of Inclusion at the Denver University Center for Wommon’s studies,  a majority of middle aged inductees over the last couple of years all have one thing in common. 

05/30/2018 - 12:43pm

Trendsetter Mary-Anna Spitzhausen-Jones arrived on the scene this afternoon with what can only be described as the most unique of apparel accessories ever to grace a modern whip.


05/24/2018 - 7:38pm



Colorado Fish and Game has just announced the 22nd Annual Memorial Day Weekend CatFishing Contest!


05/24/2018 - 9:25am

Pentagon Audit Gone Wrong!


In a surprise move even Rand Paul didn’t see coming, the Pentagon’s books are being audited.  No, really.


05/14/2018 - 11:15pm

A crazy freak hail storm shut down all the roads in and out of Denver today after a freak hail storm dumped almost 6” of hail in under 30 minuets today.

05/13/2018 - 3:51pm

After an18 month haiatus, the producers of “Better Call Saul Alinsky” have announced the release of the “remastered director of fan favorites cut”

05/13/2018 - 1:16pm

In an attempt to stay relevant to an ever changing advertising market, Facebook is making subtle changes to appeal to America’s favorite generation, The Millennials!


05/01/2018 - 4:03pm

Denver Planet and are excited to announce a new segment “Great Inventors in American History”


Our featured inventor this week is none other than  Mr. Walter Hunt.