Denver Planet

05/24/2018 - 7:38pm



Colorado Fish and Game has just announced the 22nd Annual Memorial Day Weekend CatFishing Contest!


05/24/2018 - 9:25am

Pentagon Audit Gone Wrong!


In a surprise move even Rand Paul didn’t see coming, the Pentagon’s books are being audited.  No, really.


05/14/2018 - 11:15pm

A crazy freak hail storm shut down all the roads in and out of Denver today after a freak hail storm dumped almost 6” of hail in under 30 minuets today.

05/13/2018 - 3:51pm

After an18 month haiatus, the producers of “Better Call Saul Alinsky” have announced the release of the “remastered director of fan favorites cut”

05/13/2018 - 1:16pm

In an attempt to stay relevant to an ever changing advertising market, Facebook is making subtle changes to appeal to America’s favorite generation, The Millennials!


05/01/2018 - 4:03pm

Denver Planet and are excited to announce a new segment “Great Inventors in American History”


Our featured inventor this week is none other than  Mr. Walter Hunt.


04/27/2018 - 9:26pm

Straight from the personals!


Missed Connections W4M-27


I shared an Uber home with you about 5 weeks ago.   Around 2:30am maybe. LoDo to gloveville.


04/25/2018 - 11:05pm

Anal bleaching has now officially become racist after a petition with enough signatures reached the senate. The new law was added after a short 15 minute briefing on the hill.

04/22/2018 - 5:06pm

In a rare Sunday press conference, scientists at the famed Baby Batter Clinic have produced what is the first ever image of a penis that has been flayed alive.


04/13/2018 - 7:59pm

The Pole Shift Occurred at 10:30am Mountain Time!


The polar axis shift that scientists have been speculating would occur sometime in the next 100,000 years actually happened this morning just before lunch.