Denver Planet

07/02/2018 - 1:59pm

In a bill introduced by Rep Wayman Stedenko  (D VT) will create a Safe Space for the “Sovereign Citizens” in America.


06/22/2018 - 10:04am

A new study from NYU has proven a scientific link between childhood vaccinations and a physical deformation causing a 30% increase in the chance of growing a third nipple.

06/19/2018 - 7:29am

    A new charity fundraising company is picking up a lot of attention throughout the west coast and upper midwest. DDAMM (Drunk Drivers Against Mad Mothers) is said to be originally based out of somewhere in Idaho or possibly Montana.

06/14/2018 - 11:22am

In an American Presidential first, Donald “the cheeto” Trump and The Picked On Goth Kid, Kim Jong Un met to discuss nuclear weapons, human rights and if it was ok for Un to address President Trump as “Unca Don Don.”


06/11/2018 - 10:41pm

Earlier this week, police responded to what can only be described as the most bizarre of calls.


06/06/2018 - 4:39pm

The American Psychological Association announced today that the recent election of President Donald “The Cheeto” Trump has caused a spike in emotional trauma related Dissociative Identity Disorder.


06/06/2018 - 11:21am

According to a statement recently released by Wanda Paternia, Director of Inclusion at the Denver University Center for Wommon’s studies,  a majority of middle aged inductees over the last couple of years all have one thing in common. 

05/30/2018 - 12:43pm

Trendsetter Mary-Anna Spitzhausen-Jones arrived on the scene this afternoon with what can only be described as the most unique of apparel accessories ever to grace a modern whip.