Denver Planet

09/19/2018 - 7:11pm

ExpressCo Innovations, the vending machine concept giant that brought you such brilliant bits of convenience like the Bowling Alley Cigarette Vending machine and the Fresh Baked Pizza Stand in a Box has released the latest and greatest of all vend

07/21/2018 - 10:01am

Proctor&Pfizer released the first FDA approved OTC treatment for vaginal (and likely rectal) ants.

 

07/09/2018 - 12:30am

Fort Collins Police finally nabbed their prime suspect in Wednesday’s illegal fireworks exhibition. “While no contraband pyrotechnics were found on her person, we are confident we have the right perpetrator.

07/08/2018 - 5:57pm

Seymour Butz, (pictured)  oilfield truck driver and now part time adult film star recently walked away with “Most Convincing Self Love Moment” award, in spite of the fact that he was not even aware of the recording. 

 

07/02/2018 - 1:59pm

In a bill introduced by Rep Wayman Stedenko  (D VT) will create a Safe Space for the “Sovereign Citizens” in America.

 

06/22/2018 - 10:04am

A new study from NYU has proven a scientific link between childhood vaccinations and a physical deformation causing a 30% increase in the chance of growing a third nipple.

06/19/2018 - 7:29am

    A new charity fundraising company is picking up a lot of attention throughout the west coast and upper midwest. DDAMM (Drunk Drivers Against Mad Mothers) is said to be originally based out of somewhere in Idaho or possibly Montana.

06/14/2018 - 11:22am

In an American Presidential first, Donald “the cheeto” Trump and The Picked On Goth Kid, Kim Jong Un met to discuss nuclear weapons, human rights and if it was ok for Un to address President Trump as “Unca Don Don.”

 

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