Winter Wind Will Never Be the Same..

Deer Whistles Outlawed?

 

In a special session of the Colorado state legislature, Richard Johnson (D) introduced a bill that would outlaw deer whistles on all vehicles. 

 

“We are seeing an unprecedented increase in deers frozen in place.” Blaming the high winds that have plagued northern Colorado for activating the whistles and doing whatever voodoo magic they do to the deer population to freeze them in place.

 

The NRA is calling this an imposition on hunters rights and suggesting that this will only aid the necessary “annual culling of the herd” that keeps our highways and byways safe from deers.

 

Pictures below are a few of the frozen deers recently caught up in this tragic technological consequence. 

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