North Korean Summit Success!
In an American Presidential first, Donald “the cheeto” Trump and The Picked On Goth Kid, Kim Jong Un met to discuss nuclear weapons, human rights and if it was ok for Un to address President Trump as “Unca Don Don.”
While the headlines only discussed talks about nuclear ambitions and trade with South Korea, Denver Planet has the inside scoop. It has come to our attention that Dennis Rodman has been traded for a bowl of kimchi and the recipe for Pican, the century egg. Madonna was unavailable for comment.
Please join us in congratulating the happy couple on their new found bromance!