Fort Collins Man Wins Big at the AVM Awards!
Seymour Butz, (pictured) oilfield truck driver and now part time adult film star recently walked away with “Most Convincing Self Love Moment” award, in spite of the fact that he was not even aware of the recording.
“The video was so great, we just awarded it even though the award night is still 6 months away!” Commented Harry Richards, temporary spokespersun for AVM.com.
“I wasn’t even aware I was making movies, then one day I got an urgent email stating that I had 24 hours to get .06BTC sent to them or a video they made of me “dashing my doodle” would be sent to all of my contacts.” Seymour said, “I didn’t know what to do, that’s a lot of money. I didn’t know it would turn into me winning such a prestigious award as this!”
When asked what he is going to do with all of this new found fame, “have sex. With another person!” Was all Mr. Butz has to say.