Finally! The Cure For Vaginal Ants Is Here!

Proctor&Pfizer released the first FDA approved OTC treatment for vaginal (and likely rectal) ants.


Boric Life, the breakthrough ant control, follows the same development arc as everyone’s little blue friend, Viagra. Originally tested as a yeast infection treatment, the scientists performing the study discovered what can only be thought of as the breakthrough discovery of the century.  “We have never seen such a high level of efficacy in a treatment!” Dr. Hugh Jass, Director of the Center For Kardashian studies, proclaimed.


While nothing has been stated about what variety of vaginal ants this treats, we hope it covers the entire range from fire ants to carpenter ants.

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