Facebook announces new emoji!

In an attempt to stay relevant to an ever changing advertising market, Facebook is making subtle changes to appeal to America’s favorite generation, The Millennials!


To go along with the thumbs up, laughing, crying, angry and wow, we now have “safe space” the safety pin that tells the world “I don’t agree with you and you hurt my feel bads!” There are also plans to block everything and fill their news feed with bunnies and baby chicks frolicking a meadow.


Sadly, this new option will only be available to those users who’s birthdays are registered between the mid 1980’s to the early 2000’s.


Well done Mr. Zuckerberg! We at Denver Planet salute your efforts to help what’s left of the Greatest Generation identify the members of the Most Annoying Generation with the fewest clicks possible!


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