The Accounting Nerds Strike Back
Pentagon Audit Gone Wrong!
In a surprise move even Rand Paul didn’t see coming, the Pentagon’s books are being audited. No, really.
Bob, from accounting, said that the project, estimated to cost $345,000,000.38, should be completed in early fall. Just in time for campaign season in the bottom hemisphere. “We suspect that a few rounding errors should account for the $9 trillion dollars that are missing.”
While it is unusual for a government entity such as the pentagon to be scrutinized, the President feel the move necessary to free up funding for the renovations at the run down, Mar A Lago presidential retreat
Admiral General Allen Dean said in a brief statement “this is really going to affect our ability to acquire the munitions and support equipment that is necessary to bring freedom to oil ri... err, suppressed peoples around the globe.”