McDaniels USA has been caught in cohorts with McDaniels Russia. Mrs. B. Ullits was served a super sized serving of freedom.
Coon Rapids Planet
*Southwest Airlines Update*
After only 2 days George Bush is already at the altar. He said “ I’ve got needs”. The woman in the picture was unavailable for comment.
High winds in downtown Coon Rapids have 3 families displaced from their home. Jose and Hector and Bill say they will rebuild. They blame it on the Anoka Tornadoes. Stay tuned for further developments, or don’t. We don’t care.
Despite the racial tension around the country, Walmart never stops amazing us with low brow prices and advertising
An early spring leads to a poor choice of words for exchange student and local reporter, Lefta Hangin.
Extreme budget cuts and school safety force the Coon Rapids school district to take drastic new measures. School superintendent Dr. D. Unce says, “this is the most economical way to keep our kids safe and these raccoons out of the garbage.”