Rat-a-tat Tat

New pictures have surfaced after Punxsutawney Phill was gunned down in the mean streets of Maryland. 

Deputy G. Lock of the Maryland sheriffs department had to unload a dose of justice after a “seemingly innocent” rodent was on a rampage.  “I saw a gun and had to act quickly. My wedding tackle was at risk”, said the Deputy.

Phil’s mother, Puxsutawney Phylis said “My boy was innocent, He was on his way to church to help with the rummage sale”.

The pictures submitted to Coon Rapids Planet, from an unknown source, paint a different picture. Stay tuned for further developments 


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