The popular tv show Touched By An Angel is being ripped from the air waves after Antifa said that the title implies being inappropriately touched by angels and promotes rape culture.
Oreo is welcoming a new cookie that will be hitting shelves in a reservation near you. “We plan on stocking the shelves in higher traffic areas with meth use”
President Trump is in the spot like again after a Big named rap artist Meek Mill painted a picture of him covering Trumps mouth in an attempted “death” plot.
Sinclair has noted an increasing age in their workforce and fear that there is going to be a knowledge gap coming soon as their more senior employees begin retiring.
A millennial deer in Pinedale Wy was caught on tape moments before taking a mans life. The deer stated in an interview that, “I did it because of the way our kind has been treated for centuries! Hunted down and ate by the two feets!
President Trump is in the process of suing a lady for what he’s saying was sexual harassment. Trump said the “Oink” was grabbing his wax art and he feels threatend and is also starting the hashtag #itneedstostop.
Former Wyoming QB Josh Allen has agreed to a $75,000/2 year deal to play for the Denver Broncos. John Elway said in a phone interview “We’re super excited to have Allen on the roster.
Keith Jackson has died at the age of 89 years old. He was known for having a way with words and is famous for using the phrase, "Whoa Nellie" in many football games. Jackson is also recognized as perhaps the father of college football broadcast.
A new species of wild dog was discovered inside a tree during a logging operation in a logging operation deep in the jungle of South America.
A letter left by a 27 year old woman from Miami Florida to her husband has been devastating people across the internet.