Local Woman Arrested For Polygamy

Local woman Sharon Petas was booked on charges of polygamy after discovering she is married to twelve different men who all reside on her farm/compound east of town. 

At 11:35 p.m. last night authorities responded to a call of domestic abuse at Sharons farm, the caller is Sharons fourth husband who stated Sharon was “drunk and beating them with soup spoons”, authorities arrived on location and observed Sharon beating multiple men with soup spoons shouting, “who’s your clam chowder!” While holding a bottle of Couzins brand Firewater. Sharon was taken into custody and questioned about the incident accidentally revealing her marriage to her twelve husbands. She is being booked on recommended charges of polygamy and partner family assault due to one victim being her cousin. Trial is set for Monday the 19th, we will update the story when more information is available.

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