Gay Man Fired From Sperm Clinic For Drinking On The Job

Steven Guzzle was fired from his job last week from the sperm clinic for drinking on the job. The investigation done by the clinic started when 2.5 cups of semen disappeared from stock back in September. Each month, the number went up to a final amount of five gallons and that's when they installed new security cameras. When the manager reviewed the new security footage, they found that Steven would take his break in the morning, take an empty half gallon egg nog container into the specimen room, fill the jug and then simply place it in the fridge in the break room, where at lunch, he would sit on his phone and drink the entire half gallon while speaking with fellow workers. Stevens charges are pending and he has not spent any time behind bars since the incident. 

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