Anal Bleaching Now Considered Racist By KKK

Anal bleaching has now officially become racist after a petition with enough signatures reached the senate. The new law was added after a short 15 minute briefing on the hill. The details behind the petition stemmed from an argument saying that bleaching your skin makes it white in color therefore making it racist because white is racist. The new law will take place at the beginning of 2019 giving all anal bleaching clinics ample time to shut their doors.

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