18
Feb
2019

New Male Birth Control Available

Posted by Bob Sayther

The science behind birth control has been targeted at women for centuries. The only male option for contraception was the condom and the ever-famous Pull-And-Pray. All that has changed.

Glackso-Smith Klein has released a prophylactic contraception method that is the only 100% sure way to prevent pregnancy besides abstinence. The project name was "Gelding" but it's hitting shelves as "The Band."

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15
Feb
2019

Video Captured of Early Morning Dirtbike Theft

Posted by Peter Christopherson

A photo still, from a short video of a deer who chased down a man that stole the deer's motorcycle while it was inside a store getting coffee. The deer remarkably ran after the man and tackled him off of the stolen bike. I want the coffee that deer is drinking.

The full video can be found on YouTube, all we could gather for use was a still shot from the video.

The perpetrator has been taken into custody where he awaits trial for theft of an automobile.

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07
Feb
2019

Glasgow Man Eats Sandwich and Watches Porn

Posted by Peter Christopherson
Glasgow native eating and watching porn

A Montana man acquired a coal furnace and can't contact the manufacturer for support or service. Instead, he eats a sandwich and watches vivid pornography.

A Glasgow, MT man who acquired a coal furnace was having issues with the furnace that was made in the 80’s. After numerous attempts to fix the furnace, he Googled the manufacturer and called the number, but there’s a problem, the phone just keeps ringing and nobody answers.

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07
Feb
2019

UFO Spotted Building Wall

Posted by Bob Sayther

A recent photo was snapped in Bilings, MT showing what appears to be a UFO.

Spotted around 3:25 PM, the UFO appeared to be building a wall between Earth and Space.The craft disappeared and reappeared on multiple occasions, returning with sections of brick wall after each. This comes shortly after a repeated radio frequency was picked up coming from the depths of space. The image was captured after junior Woodchuck Scout Jeff Johnson took the photos from the hills.

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07
Feb
2019

Missoula Bouncer Turns 40

Posted by Tom Klaus

A local Montana bouncer has been serving the Missoula community for over two decades now and he's looking at celebrating his birthday tomorrow. 

Matt St. Brandon is turning 40 and will be celebrating with a poker tournament at Manstock's Bar. Stop down and wish Matt a happy birthday and play some poker!

At Infinity +1 Snews, we want to solemnly wish Matt a happy dirty 40 birthday!

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Google’s Advanced Communications group has finally cracked the body language code.  After years of secret, undercover research and development, the ultimate translation tool has been developed. Google Gesticulate allows users to film the person (particularly of Italian or Balkan descent) they are argui.. erm, “conversing” with and the new app will give you the true meaning of what the subject meant.

 

Antony Guiglioni, spokesman for the Anti-Italimation league said in a statement released soon after the introduction of the new app, “get da fook outta hea with dat shit!”

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29
Jan
2019

Missoula Osprey Allows Fans to Rename Team

Posted by Tom Klaus
Missoula Osprey Name Poll

Missoula, MT's Pioneer League baseball team, The Osprey, is under new ownership. With this new ownership, they're looking for a name. 

Executive Vice President Matt Ellis has said that the owner's attended a meeting in Las Vegas, NV and the decision was made to allow the fans to vote on the name. There are a few names that are already taken by other teams but the sky is the limit.

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