08
May
2019

Biden Brush Hits Market

Posted by Bob Sayther
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Former Vice President to Barack Obama, Joe Biden, has released a new hair brush known as the "Biden Brush."

Marketed towards women and mostly young girls, the Biden Brush offers the ability to tame your worst tangles while getting the extra attention and unwanted comfort you didn't know you needed. The Biden Brush will hit store shelves late Q2 in 2019 and all proceeds will go to help Joe Biden in his bit for the Presidential Race in 2020.

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08
May
2019

Game of Thrones Image Leaked

Posted by Bob Sayther
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In the wake of a brutal start to their final season, the cast and crew of Game of Thrones has kept everything locked down. Rumors of the season leaking online were squashed early on leaving pirates searching for a treasure that didn't exist. We all have to wait for the next episode to find out what happens. Until now.

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07
May
2019

Easter Bunny Spotted Colluding With Russians

Posted by Bob Sayther
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After another decline in Easter sales, the Easter Bunny has apparently turned to Russian Collusion to fix the stumbling holiday. 

Seen here, with Russian Prime Minister Lavrovolov and Ambassador Kislyakov, the Easter Bunny is no stranger to Russian company. A recent FBI probe has found corroborative evidence the Mr. Bunny has met and spoken with several Russian ambassadors within the past two years.

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07
May
2019

Invasive Species Spreads to North Platte in Wyoming

Posted by Peter Christopherson
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First Invasive Species Caught In North Platte In 7 Years The Southern Grey Unclcouzin Fish

Early Thursday morning, fisherman Joe Bob was out fishing the North Platte in Mills when he noticed a strange fish swimming in circles.

Joe said in a statement, "I done noticed a pickular fish just swamming in circles, I threw everything I had at it, and nothing, so I reached in my lunch bag and grabbed a piece of boudin, threw it on that their hook and whamo! Dang fish went all chromosomes on me! Got it in da net and was shook bud."

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07
May
2019

Nazi Tree Spotted Making Racist Hand Gesture

Posted by Bob Sayther
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A recent trip to the Joshua Tree National Park has shocked one family into protests. The Steinem family was enjoying a family road trip when a they spotted the tree, now dubbed as the "Nazi Tree." 

"We were having a great trip. My oldest child, Dandelion-starseed, was humming a wonderful tune about freedom of the soul," said Mothersoul Steinem. My partner, who now goes by ObamaHeart, calmly pointed out our biggest fear. Nature has been swayed by the Alt-Right and now National Parks aren't even safe to avoid persecution."

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21
Apr
2019

Colorado’s Governor Unveils New State Flag Design!

Posted by Howie Phelt-Ersnatz

 

Governor Polis unveiled Colorado’s new official state flag Friday.

“We could not be more excited about the new flag! Nothing represents my ideology and direction we are taking Colorado more.” Comrade Polis said in a statement released by the Polis Bureau. 

The good people of Colorado were unavailable for comment.

Not to be out-Californiaed, Governor Newsom   Announced a newly designed flag representing California 

Both are pictured below.

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02
Apr
2019

Casper’s 2nd Annual Running With The Elk A Success

Posted by Peter Christopherson

Casper’s 2nd annual running with the elk event was another success! This years injuries were down to 75%, which is lower than last years 89%. 200 head of elk were let loose on the streets of Casper around 7:30 am while people were heading to work, forcing 99% of the people walking to work and kids at school bus stops participants.

This years winner was a legal gun owner who declined to be interviewed, he did not receive one injury and harvested 102 elk and one person. What will you be doing for next years running with the elk?

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31
Mar
2019

Africanized Cops On The Loose

Posted by Peter Christopherson
Africanized Cops

Most people are familiar with Africanized bees, aka "killer bees." These bees are known for aggressive, territorial protective behavior and spike fear in the general public.

More recently, there's been a rash of Africanized Police Officers, or "killer cops." What started as several isolated incidents has grown to a nationwide epidemic involving thousands of police officers randomly assaulting innocent civilians for menial reasons.

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29
Mar
2019

Fortnite Servers Go Down - Mountain Dew Sales Drop

Posted by Bob Sayther
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Fortnite boasts roughly 250,000,000 players that rely on constant monitoring of servers to insure steady traffic and a good connection. All of that came crashing down tonight when the servers randomly dropped and players weren't allowed to play.

Fortnite has set the pace for arena based shooting games, rising above PUBG and the growing Apex Legends. A server malfunction is the last thing an industry leader wants with fierce competition biting at their heels the whole time.

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